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On May 24, 2020, arthur stead wrote:
I guess I'm just not smart or sophisticated enough to participate on this one!


“I won’t participate in this wobbly game,” Arthur said Steadily Smile
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On May 29, 2020, landmark wrote:
Nice.

"Ignore the security guard," he said haltingly.

"No one can eat that much whale fat!" he blubbered.

"It's almost as ancient a computer language as FORTRAN," he lisped.


Ah... good ones!
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“Does this bank have good savings rates?”, he asked with interest.

“Let me show you our new lions”, the zookeeper said with pride.

“The cleaners weren’t able to remove the spot on my shirt”, he said with disdain.

“My birdfeeder attracts many noisy birds,” she tweeted.

“This autonomous flying device will have many uses,” he droned.

“Aha… I have something to help us see in the dark,” he said with delight.

“My dates are only a success if I get to kiss her goodnight,” he said tongue in cheek.

“Does this make me look fat?," she asked in distress.

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"I have a split personality," said Mark, being frank.

“I hate evening funerals,” she said mourningly.
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“It’s a home run” he said smashingly.
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“I’ll kick your ass,” he brayed.

“That horse is too old and broken down,” she nagged.
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On May 29, 2020, R.S. wrote:

“Aha… I have something to help us see in the dark,” he said with delight.

Ron


I think we have a winner here!
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right!
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"Cut the baby in half! That way each of you can have part of him”, said King Solomon, half-kidding.

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LOL!!
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"It was amputated right below my wrist," Captain Hook remarked offhandedly.
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"Hold my hat," he said madly.
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“I have repaired your toilet!” exclaimed the plumber, flushed with success.
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“Freeze!” Iron Man commanded the Human Torch, with a sense of irony.
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“The sudden burst of wind blew my hat away!”, he said with disgust.

“Remember, this new brain implant will restore all of your cognitive functions,” the patient was reminded.

“What should we call our European nuclear research facility?”, the physicists asked with conCERN.

"If the cat is angry, he'll let me know," he said, paying attention to detail.


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“Superman’s x-ray vision cannot penetrate my metal mask,” the TV show actor muttered in leaden fashion.

“I am a walking talking tree monster,” announced the actor, capable at best only of a wooden performance.

“Okay, okay, I’ll change your ruined tire,” the disgruntled other motorist said flatly.

“I’m STAAAAARRRRRVING!! I’ll EEEEEEAT you and everything else AAALLLLLL UPPPPP, muah-hah-hah!” roared the over-acting performer, chewing the scenery.
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"Since our land has been taken, we should open up casinos!", the Indian recommended without reservation.

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“All rise,” announced the bailiff in a courtly manner.
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“Shall we harvest your ova?” he baited the woman, egging her on.
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You should see the aerial pictures he droned.
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