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"I never should have shoplifted in Iran," said Tom offhandedly.
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Shades of my Captain Hook reference on the previous page...
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Ah... I thought it was familiar.
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"Too familiar," he said iranically.
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“I’ve just invented a conveyance for lifting people from one floor of a building to higher floors,” exulted Otis the inventor, feeling elevated.
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“I’m the witch’s pet” said the cat familiarly.
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“I shall channel the ghost of your late father,” promised the medium spiritedly.
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“We’ve discovered an oil well — look at it spraying black gold, high up into the sky!” he gushed.
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"Ah, my dear, don't forget about Guatamala, Iran, Honduras, and Bolivia," he cooed.
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"What a dumpy horse," she nagged.
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<cough> See my post of May 31... <ahem>
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"There seems to be an echo in here," he repeated.
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"Avoid plagiarism," he interrupted, stealing my line.
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On May 23, 2020, landmark wrote:
"I'm a lion tamer," he said off-handedly.

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On Jun 4, 2020, karnak wrote:
"It was amputated right below my wrist," Captain Hook remarked offhandedly.


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“Great minds think alike,” he admitted, being of two minds about it.
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"Oh, I've had too many drinks with Lorena Bobbitt, " he said half-cocked.
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“I’ll split your donkey in two,” he warned in a half-assed attempt at humor.
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"Hmmm... why am I able to see my image in this pond", he reflected.

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"Unfortunately I'll need to resend my code of dots and dashes", he said remorsefully.

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You'll have to hear me read poetry in an undersea vehicle, he said subversively.
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"Looking at the pros and cons of it, I see the pros increasing," he said condescendingly.
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