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Claudio Inner circle Europe 1927 Posts |
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On May 24, 2020, arthur stead wrote: “I won’t participate in this wobbly game,” Arthur said Steadily |
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
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On May 29, 2020, landmark wrote: Ah... good ones! Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
“Does this bank have good savings rates?”, he asked with interest.
“Let me show you our new lions”, the zookeeper said with pride. “The cleaners weren’t able to remove the spot on my shirt”, he said with disdain. “My birdfeeder attracts many noisy birds,” she tweeted. “This autonomous flying device will have many uses,” he droned. “Aha… I have something to help us see in the dark,” he said with delight. “My dates are only a success if I get to kiss her goodnight,” he said tongue in cheek. “Does this make me look fat?," she asked in distress. Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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Claudio Inner circle Europe 1927 Posts |
"I have a split personality," said Mark, being frank.
“I hate evening funerals,” she said mourningly. |
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Greg Kiefer New user 64 Posts |
“It’s a home run” he said smashingly.
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“I’ll kick your ass,” he brayed.
“That horse is too old and broken down,” she nagged.
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
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On May 29, 2020, R.S. wrote: I think we have a winner here!
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
"Cut the baby in half! That way each of you can have part of him”, said King Solomon, half-kidding.
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
LOL!!
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All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
"It was amputated right below my wrist," Captain Hook remarked offhandedly.
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Mr Salk Special user Tied to 568 Posts |
"Hold my hat," he said madly.
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“I have repaired your toilet!” exclaimed the plumber, flushed with success.
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“Freeze!” Iron Man commanded the Human Torch, with a sense of irony.
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
“The sudden burst of wind blew my hat away!”, he said with disgust.
“Remember, this new brain implant will restore all of your cognitive functions,” the patient was reminded. “What should we call our European nuclear research facility?”, the physicists asked with conCERN. "If the cat is angry, he'll let me know," he said, paying attention to detail. Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“Superman’s x-ray vision cannot penetrate my metal mask,” the TV show actor muttered in leaden fashion.
“I am a walking talking tree monster,” announced the actor, capable at best only of a wooden performance. “Okay, okay, I’ll change your ruined tire,” the disgruntled other motorist said flatly. “I’m STAAAAARRRRRVING!! I’ll EEEEEEAT you and everything else AAALLLLLL UPPPPP, muah-hah-hah!” roared the over-acting performer, chewing the scenery.
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
"Since our land has been taken, we should open up casinos!", the Indian recommended without reservation.
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“All rise,” announced the bailiff in a courtly manner.
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
“Shall we harvest your ova?” he baited the woman, egging her on.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
LOL!
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
You should see the aerial pictures he droned.
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