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Doug Higley
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Prior to this event I would have been fortunate to have predicted the event and thus read "How Not To Get Trapped Inside Elephants".

About half way through the book I would have realised that I was far too large to be concerned with the possible entrance points.

Now trapped inside Joan Rivers dressing room...that's another story...
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Any hardback book that has a sharp enough edge on it to carve my way out of that beast!
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Zan Hahnreffer's 1915 tome, "Pachydermonicon", which delves into the occult side of elephant lore. It seems he was scared by an elephant while on safari in Africa and took it as a sign that the elephant was in fact trying to communicate with him. On his trips to India, he noticed and studied the deification of elephants and the end result was this book. He died in 1918 after being bitten by a tse-tse fly and after a certain point his life and work, as will happen, was relegated to the shady past. He was rediscovered in 2002 in a Discovery Channel episode of Animal Planet and his book is now in high demand and is considered a very rare find. I believe it was published by Jno. Harper & Sons in England.
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This freaky situation reminds me of Jim Carry coming out of the rhino. YUCK!

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The elaphant man....
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101 recipes for elephant meat,,ok I'm done..for now
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The phone book. Can you hear me now?

Also, how embarrassing for the elephant. What could he possibly say to the doctors in the emergency room? Reminds me of a scary gerbil incident...
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"Well Doc...this guy was asleep under a newspaper on a park bench...and I...like uh...was tired from jogging and sat down...uh...well...there ya go...ooooh! Take it EASY!!!!!!!"
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Don't worry, It'll pass. Smile
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Did anyone see that piece of film - I believe it was an american zoo keeper cleaning out the elephant area, when the elephant backed up and sort of sat down and the keepers head went where no head should go - much panic from him and other keeper trying to remove head from a**hole --- very very funny.

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On 2004-07-11 18:34, e-man wrote:
The Bible! P.S. Im still looking for an autographed copy if anyone can help.Thanks


I have one - only £25

limited edition

anyone???? going for £25 [or erm $35]

-Francisco

ps. oh and as an answer to the topic - how about how to make a knife out of an elephants bladder
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