Erdnase => Er D Nase
Nase= "Nose" with an "a" where the "o" should be.
Er= "Ear" without the "a."
First, take the "a" from Nase and shuffle it to make "ear."
At this point you're probably saying "oh!" So take that sound and add it to the nose.
Now we know we're looking for a person with at least one nose and at least one ear.
Because we know from the exclusive coterie that cards like to hang out together and Ace and Nine are cards, there's definitely another "a" and "n."
Add the "a" to the "d" and finish with the "n."
We now know his first name was Dan, which is "rather" startling.
Add it all up and Dan Rather = Erdnase.

You're welcome.

I almost didn't read this.

I regret reading this.

I mean... I said it was stupid. Y'all was warned.


I was inspired to come up with an incredibly stupid theory while reading some of the stuff on the big Genii thread. Much of it is great, but some of it is... so stupid.

I think people know by now what they're getting when I post. It ain't Shookspear.