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Close.Up.Dave Inner circle Behind you! 2956 Posts |
Right now I'm making an act that is sort of Elvis themed. I have a few funny moments in the card routine, but I want actual jokes in it. Does anyone know of any good Elvis jokes I could add in?
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damien666 Special user canada 513 Posts |
You could produce a signed card from inside of a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
I'm sure you could also make a signed card appear in an empty pill container... while sitting on a toilet - I'm sorry - bad taste; it's late... |
Aron Devin New user Chattanooga, TN 78 Posts |
You could do any effect by Jay Sankey and after it's over say, "Sankey, Sankey very much."
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Flec Special user UK 585 Posts |
With your microphone in hand ready to sing...you say to your audience "you fancy a bit of elvis?" <a quiet cheer>...."come on, you fancy a bit of elvis???" <a loud cheer>
Then your stage hand throws you a mannequin doll's arm with what looks like one of Elvis's costumes, silver with the blue frilly things or something, hehe) "Fancy a bit of elvis? There you go, there's his arm..." And carry on with your act. Saw a comedian do this years ago and cried with laughter. |
Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts |
David,
I had a deck of Elvis Presley playing cards. But I coudn't do any trick with them because: "THEY WERE ALL KINGS" Thank You.......Thank you very much!!! Also Elvis glasses with a BIG nose, mustache and big eyebrows glued to it. Then you'll have a perfect Elvis disguise Have Fun Man
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
My Elvis card trick is the prediction that reads
"T C B" (As painted on his plane for "Taking Care of Business") Two of Clubs Buddy! Bob Magic By Sander |
Brent McLeod Inner circle 1792 Posts |
What's Green & Sings in The garden?
Elvis Parsley! Thank you! Thank you very much! |
Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
What did Elvis say to his leg-less bassett hound?
You ain't nothin but a ground dog! Lyndel has left the building! |
Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts |
At the end of your show when you walk off stage, have an announcer say "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the buffet". That should get a chuckle or two.
Phil
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
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wol Loyal user Norfolk, UK 238 Posts |
Ask if any one fancies a bit of elvis , when they cry yes tell them to grab a shovel and follow you!! Always makes me laugh!
Keep passing the open windows!
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Matt Redd New user Gatlinburg, Tennessee 63 Posts |
Ok, my friend Terry Evanswood used to throw this in at his show. I hope he doesn't mind me telling it, not sure if he thought of it or what, but here goes. At one point in his show he would tell how many people have said to him how he resembles the King, he takes that to heart and prepares to do his personal impression of Elvis. He gets ready, the music is building up, you think he's gonna sing, then he stands up straight, places his arms across his chest, and closes his eyes....... I think it may have offended some people, but I thought it was great, even being a fan of Elvis myself.
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