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Dr_Stephen_Midnight
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Skinless dogs don't live long, and he was soon six feet under a headstone that read, "Doug Deepe."
Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No."
Dr. Lao: "Wise answer."
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And so ends the story of our friend, smug pug Doug, formerly known as Fred; But wait, Fred is also known as Houdini and perhaps this will be the greatest escape.
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Kevin Ram
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But he didn't really die ,it was all a dream like JR in dallas.

Now smug pug doug has arrived in the uk and is doing a stunt in london in a box for 44 days.
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Update--NewsFlash!!
Fred aka doug, the Smug Pug Rug is now snug in a box above the Thames. After noticing no movement for several days investigators use ladder trucks to gain acces to the box but alas, they were too late. The skinless pet's dying words were a monotone, "Do you want to see a magic trick??" as he levitated slowly to earth.

British Presenters are unable to air the news story after reading the tongue twisting title. "Dead Dog Doug, Snug as a rug, formerly Fred is Dead!!"
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Moral of the story, Let sleeping dogs lie.
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THE END....or is it???

HA-Ha, you right better than m.night shamalyan ROb.
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Kevin Ram
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British presenters could not air it but the tabloid newspapers don't care.they will say anything and the head line is....

FRED, THE SMUG PUG RUG FAKED DEATH AND IS ON THE RUN WITH ALL THE CHARITY MONEY HE RAISED FOR THE STUNT!!!!!

Last spotted in...........VEGAS!
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Shane Wiker
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Details on the faked death:

The smug pug Doug was snug as a bug in a rug, in the coffin, preparing for his funeral, when he jumped out, hot wired a car, and used it to steal all the charity money, later driving to Vegas to start a new magic show, under the name of David Copperfield.
Michael Baker
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...but smelling like David Blaine.
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After he had finished giving autographs as fans thought it was the real david Copperfield the manager insisted he have a wash as he smelt after the 44 day stunt.

when he got to his hotel room there were 2 naked chicks in the super sized bed and he........
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Said, "You want to see a magic trick?" in a dull monotone voice.
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Michael Baker
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Suddenly, the naked chicks ran back under Johnny Ace Palmer's cups.
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