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slydini9![]() New user 71 Posts ![]() |
More and more I am finding that assisting spectators are putting cards in their mouths! They will choose a card and ut it in their mouth..kids will grab any card and stick it in their mouth..an old woman I showed Gemini twins to picked up both kings and started to suck on them. Well needless to say I am getting angrier and angrier but I don't want to alienate the spectators....what should I do???
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Schaden![]() Inner circle Purgatory 1253 Posts ![]() |
Are you Joking?!? Sounds like your making a DVD for L&L Publishing.
Lee P.S. Where does L&L Publishing get there video spectators? |
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flipped![]() Regular user 109 Posts ![]() |
They must be hungry
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Larry Davidson![]() Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts ![]() |
What should you do? Um, a sandwhich effect?
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Pete Biro![]() 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts ![]() |
Work for more discerning people.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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Larry Davidson![]() Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts ![]() |
Yeah, but not people with better taste.
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paulajayne![]() Inner circle London England 1160 Posts ![]() |
Stop performing in the local looney house.
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
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dynamiteassasin![]() Inner circle Naval Air Facility, Atsugi, Japan 1158 Posts ![]() |
Instead of showing them the card and lending it, why not say, "say stop anytime... here, have a peek of your card.."
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phantomace![]() Special user 651 Posts ![]() |
Use chocolate cards.
Phantom |
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marko![]() Inner circle 2110 Posts ![]() |
Use Hoyle's.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Fayaad Manie![]() Loyal user 237 Posts ![]() |
That's nuts. Why don't you cover you cards with some super hot chilli powder!!!
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dpe666![]() Inner circle 2895 Posts ![]() |
Don't do card tricks for kids.
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dynamiteassasin![]() Inner circle Naval Air Facility, Atsugi, Japan 1158 Posts ![]() |
What happens when you use Hoyle's? Does it taste bad? I have a deck at home that's Hoyle's and there no difference in taste than Bicycles. It's plain cardboard.
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Larry Davidson![]() Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts ![]() |
You don't have the Cinammon-flavored Hoyles?
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CamelotFX![]() Special user Minnesota 596 Posts ![]() |
Quote: On 2004-08-08 13:10, CamelotFX wrote: |
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Cabrera![]() Special user Seattle 513 Posts ![]() |
"an old woman I showed Gemini twins to picked up both kings and started to suck on them."
Maybe it was her way of telling you that the trick Sucked!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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magictim![]() Veteran user Lake Charles, LA 396 Posts ![]() |
Hmm...I was performing for some guys about my age. One guy bit the card after I had him find the last ace in an ace revelation. He just picked it up and out of the clear blue and bit it. It has teeth marks now. I was in shock. Hopefully a one time thing for me.
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Donald Dunphy![]() Inner circle Victoria, BC, Canada 7514 Posts ![]() |
You can always tell them about all the germs on cards!
Cafe thread... Beware, Beware, Beware!!! Note - the other thread is locked. - Donald.
Donald Dunphy is a Victoria Magician, British Columbia, Canada.
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Magicusa![]() Elite user 478 Posts ![]() |
I love this thread! This has to be a joke!
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Patrick Differ![]() Inner circle 1540 Posts ![]() |
Snap on the rubber gloves and don the surgeon's mask. Sounds like unwelcome "exposure" to me.
...Patrick
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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