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slydini9
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More and more I am finding that assisting spectators are putting cards in their mouths! They will choose a card and ut it in their mouth..kids will grab any card and stick it in their mouth..an old woman I showed Gemini twins to picked up both kings and started to suck on them. Well needless to say I am getting angrier and angrier but I don't want to alienate the spectators....what should I do???
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Are you Joking?!? Sounds like your making a DVD for L&L Publishing.

Lee

P.S. Where does L&L Publishing get there video spectators?
flipped
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They must be hungry
Larry Davidson
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What should you do? Um, a sandwhich effect? Smile
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Larry Davidson
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Yeah, but not people with better taste. Smile
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Stop performing in the local looney house.
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Instead of showing them the card and lending it, why not say, "say stop anytime... here, have a peek of your card.."

Works well for me.. Smile
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Use chocolate cards.

Phantom
marko
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Use Hoyle's.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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That's nuts. Why don't you cover you cards with some super hot chilli powder!!! Smile
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Don't do card tricks for kids. Smile
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What happens when you use Hoyle's? Does it taste bad? I have a deck at home that's Hoyle's and there no difference in taste than Bicycles. It's plain cardboard. Smile
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You don't have the Cinammon-flavored Hoyles?
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On 2004-08-08 13:10, CamelotFX wrote:
I usually sneeze all over my props at the beginning, then apologize and say that I have a bad cold. Nobody touches a thing. Smile
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"an old woman I showed Gemini twins to picked up both kings and started to suck on them."

Maybe it was her way of telling you that the trick Sucked!
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Hmm...I was performing for some guys about my age. One guy bit the card after I had him find the last ace in an ace revelation. He just picked it up and out of the clear blue and bit it. It has teeth marks now. I was in shock. Hopefully a one time thing for me.
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You can always tell them about all the germs on cards!

Cafe thread... Beware, Beware, Beware!!!

Note - the other thread is locked.

- Donald.
Donald Dunphy is a Victoria Magician, British Columbia, Canada.
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I love this thread! This has to be a joke!

Emmett
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Snap on the rubber gloves and don the surgeon's mask. Sounds like unwelcome "exposure" to me.

...Patrick
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Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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