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NJJ
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Walk on with a brief case and say....

"sorry I'm late, I didn't have any spare change for the parking meter. But I figured out how to avoid getting a parking ticket...I took my windscreen wipers off"

Open case and take out a pair of windscreen wipers.

"It sure beats the alternative..."

Open case and take out an appearing parking meter!
Doug Higley
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Then have the Meter Maid magically 'appear' and write you a ticket (torn and restored?)...of course her name would be Rita....and she would be lovely...


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You got my thumbs up! made me chuckle justthinking about it..
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Doug Said:
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Then have the Meter Maid magically 'appear' and write you a ticket (torn and restored?)...of course her name would be Rita....and she would be lovely...


Hey, That's not funny, you know Paul McCartney actually died because he was watching Rita the Meter Maid.

BTW, Is the appearing parking meter a trick that's being marketed?
NJJ
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Its sold by Wayne Rogers in New Zealand. http://www.nzmagic.com

It even has a chunk of concrete attached as if its been pulled from the foot path!
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Hey Nicholas.

I can't see the appearing parking meter on Wayne's Product Page... Do you know if he is selling them now?

Cheers,

-malini.
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