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All of you are just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.(And John Edward)
And for those of you who say that Mr. Edward uses cold reading, I say "Phooey."
With Cold Reading, there are far fewer misses.
For your information, Mr. Edward and I are often in communication and we don't even need a phone.
I just speak to an AT&T operator who has passed over and... well, it goes something like this...
I'm getting an O
Sounds like pop, no op, yes, op... oper... operator YES OPERATOR
Voice from beyond that only I can hear,"Operator, May I help you?"
"Yes, please connect me to someone whose name begins with a T or an S or a J... YES, that's it. JW...John Edward."
"Sir, John Edward would be JE, not JW."
"I know that. I'm not stupid. I think he his somewhere that begins with a C or a D or an L... YES that's it. Somewhere near Hollywood. L.E. Lost Engeles, California."
"We now have direct communication, sir. You no longer have to go through an operator."
"Yes mam, I know. But I am having trouble locating him now that his show has been cancelled."
"Yes sir, I understand. Please hold while I connect your call."
Here kitty, kitty,kitty. Smile
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