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How to make a woman happy?


It's really not difficult...



To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :



1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. S*** him

2. Leave him in peace
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
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I once wrote a book on elephants, I think paper would have been better.
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Larry Davidson
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Re. making a man happy, at this stage in life, I'd settle for #2.
BIlly James
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LOL!!!! Larry!!!!
That was a great response.
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Typical man!!!

;)


Paula
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I once wrote a book on elephants, I think paper would have been better.
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On 2004-09-17 07:52, paulajayne wrote:
> How to make a woman happy?
> It's really not difficult...
<snip>

All of the above does indicate..
Nobody is happy.. Smile
Learn a few things well.....this life is not long enough to do everything.....

( Words of wisdom from Albert Goshman ...it paid off for him - it might
as well for YOU!!!- My own magic is styled after that motto... Smile )
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Hey, 52 out of 53 ain't bad...
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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On 2004-09-18 06:45, paulajayne wrote:
Typical man!!!

;)


Paula


I take that as a compliment! Smile
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You forgot to have Lots of $$$$$$ and let them Have FREE use of Your Credit Card. and to enjoy shopping.
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On 2004-09-18 10:03, Larry Davidson wrote:
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On 2004-09-18 06:45, paulajayne wrote:
Typical man!!!

;)


Paula


I take that as a compliment! Smile


Larry

Note the Smile

Yes

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Paula you must stay away from the (un)controlled substances on the week-end! Smile
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On 2004-09-17 18:47, Larry Davidson wrote:
Re. making a man happy, at this stage in life, I'd settle for #2.


I'm actually happy to settle for just #1 Smile
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Billy, you don't want her to leave in peace afterwards? How the heck are you going to be able to watch T.V. without being interrupted?

Larry

P.S. - Paula, Smile and Smile
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I'll just videotape those shows and watch em later.
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On 2004-09-18 06:45, paulajayne wrote:
Typical man!!!

;)


Paula


I always liked the comedian who said; "Hey ladies, guys aren't difficult to understand. We want a beer, and we want to see something naked!"

Of course, he was short-changing us a little bit... there should be a steak in there somewhere too!
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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And men need a brain !!!
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On 2004-09-20 13:59, emeline wrote:
And men need a brain !!!


Why? If we had one, they wouldn't let us use it!
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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Can you say Bling-Bling?
Nothing would get done at all, if man waited so long that no one could find fault with it.
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I’m ok with just #3 and #15 and #47. If you have that, she is on remote not you!
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To make a woman happy; a man only needs to:

Leave her! ...it made us both happy.
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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