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paulajayne Inner circle London England 1160 Posts 
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How to make a woman happy?
It's really not difficult... To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. S*** him 2. Leave him in peace
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts
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Re. making a man happy, at this stage in life, I'd settle for #2.
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BIlly James Special user 991 Posts
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LOL!!!! Larry!!!!
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paulajayne Inner circle London England 1160 Posts
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Typical man!!!
;) Paula
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
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Werner G. Seitz Inner circle 3131 Posts
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On 2004-09-17 07:52, paulajayne wrote: All of the above does indicate.. Nobody is happy.. 
Learn a few things well.....this life is not long enough to do everything.....
( Words of wisdom from Albert Goshman ...it paid off for him - it might as well for YOU!!!- My own magic is styled after that motto... )
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Hey, 52 out of 53 ain't bad...
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts
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On 2004-09-18 06:45, paulajayne wrote: I take that as a compliment! 
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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You forgot to have Lots of $$$$$$ and let them Have FREE use of Your Credit Card. and to enjoy shopping.
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paulajayne Inner circle London England 1160 Posts
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On 2004-09-18 10:03, Larry Davidson wrote: Larry Note the 
Yes Paula
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
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Julie Inner circle 3943 Posts
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Paula you must stay away from the (un)controlled substances on the week-end!
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BIlly James Special user 991 Posts
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On 2004-09-17 18:47, Larry Davidson wrote: I'm actually happy to settle for just #1
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts
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Billy, you don't want her to leave in peace afterwards? How the heck are you going to be able to watch T.V. without being interrupted?
Larry P.S. - Paula, and
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BIlly James Special user 991 Posts
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I'll just videotape those shows and watch em later.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2889 Posts
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On 2004-09-18 06:45, paulajayne wrote: I always liked the comedian who said; "Hey ladies, guys aren't difficult to understand. We want a beer, and we want to see something naked!" Of course, he was short-changing us a little bit... there should be a steak in there somewhere too!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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emeline Regular user 135 Posts
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And men need a brain !!!
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2889 Posts
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On 2004-09-20 13:59, emeline wrote: Why? If we had one, they wouldn't let us use it!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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cpatchett Veteran user My current prediction is that I have 337 Posts
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Has anyone seen the "Mr. Wonderful" and "Mrs. Wonderful" dolls floating around various stores these days? They're hilarious...press them and they utter remarks like: "Actually, I don't know where we are. Let's pull over and ask directions." (Mr. Wonderful) "It really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up; it makes it easier to clean." (Mrs. Wonderful)
Highly recommended! More details here (I found this company on Google...I'm not associated with them and have never used them): http://www.bargainjunction.com/toys/mr-wonderful-doll.html http://www.bargainjunction.com/toys/mrs-wonderful-doll.html Craig
Magician: Someone willing to spend $15 to learn how to make $1 disappear.
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Magic.J.Manuel Special user I have danced upon 663 Posts
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Can you say Bling-Bling?
Nothing would get done at all, if man waited so long that no one could find fault with it.
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 880 Posts
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I’m ok with just #3 and #15 and #47. If you have that, she is on remote not you!
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ERIC HELVENSTON |
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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To make a woman happy; a man only needs to:
Leave her! ...it made us both happy.
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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