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Thank you for organising this chat with Derren Brown and for letting in us populist rabble from the official DB forum; I hope you found that our table wasn’t as rowdy as you feared and actually quite well behaved (despite not understanding the dress code at first Smile). Your waiters are very polite, the cappuccino hot, it didn’t smell of parma violets as much as we had anticipated. Overall we have had a nice couple of days out.

The ladies’ powder room does needs a lick of paint though, it doesn’t seem it is used that often.

I hope it doesn’t break the rules here to make a reciprocal offer of hospitality to anyone here with a broad mind and sense of humour. We cant offer gourmet coffee but there is a crate of alcopops somewhere and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps for any guests who manage to manoeuvre past the wall of raging hormones and fearsome fertile females Smile. Also, if anybody wants to register, new members get a free welcome pack which includes:

- an easy-to-follow guide on how to stalk celebrities
- free fab glitter eye shadow
- exclusive poster of DB in his bunnygirl outfit to put on your bedroom wall
- scratch’n’sniff card to help identify passing magicians
- pamphlet on 'how to pick up women using Derren Brown-style anchoring techniques' to save any merchant bankers having to trawl through ebay for it
- a bunch of imitation parma violets

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Don't forget the Parma Violet soap so you too can smell like your hero!
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Well said Spikey!!
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You're very welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed your stay with us. Smile
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