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Rob Johnston Inner circle Utah 2060 Posts |
The International Talk Like a Pirate Day is this Sunday and every September 19th!
Join with ye Fellow Pirates and talk like you were meant to....ARG http://www.talklikeapirate.com If you will excuse I, I must go swab the decks. Arg.
"Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable." - Margot Fonteyn
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werton New user atlanta 65 Posts |
Arg indeed
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mistermudd New user Lancaster, CA 98 Posts |
Ahoy all ye scurvey land-lubbers....
I tried, but those darned English classes I took in college seem to be impairing me.
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Why couldn't the teenagers go to the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRRGH!
Ya limeys! Patrick
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
blindbo Special user Bucks County, PA 790 Posts |
Just my luck! It falls once again on Walk Like an Egyptian Sunday.
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M. Perk Loyal user Hilton Head Island 292 Posts |
How much does it cost for a Pirate to have his ears pierced?
A Buckeneer |
MinnesotaChef Regular user Minneapolis,MN 176 Posts |
A new guy is talking to the captian of the pirate ship. The Captain has a wooden peg for his right leg, a hook for his right hand, and a patch over his right eye. The new guy asks " What happened to your leg?" The Captain tells him " Arrr, A shark come up outta tha warter and tried to pull into Davey Jone's locker! Arrr!" A while later the new guy asks the Captain " What happened to your hand?" The Captain says" Arrrr, I harpooned a giant squid off the rock of Girbralter and when we pulled him on board, he tried to eat me! All he got was my harpoonin' hand, Arrrr!" Now the new guy is getting to like these stories, so asks, " What happened to your eye?" The Captain tells him " We were sailing around the horn of Africa and I notices a really big gull circlin the crow's nest. Before I knows what hit me, he whitewashes right in me eye!" The new guy can't believe this, " That put out your eye?!?" "No that was the first day I had Me hook! Arrrrrr!"
"Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but brothels.There is no point in going into them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled."- Fredric Raphael
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
A kid goes out on Halloween costumed as a pirate. A neighbor gives him candy and says, "Ooh, a pirate! Where are your buckeneers?" The kid says, "Under my hat, lady!"
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
Laughing Otter Loyal user Behind you! 205 Posts |
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrrrrby's! |
Macbeth Regular user London 129 Posts |
Did anybody (apart from me) take part?
I even hung up my 5x3 pirate flag! |
Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Oh, yeah...
My kids and I spoke "Pirate" in two languages! Good character development for them and lots of fun for us. Drove my wife crazy. She threatened to make us walk the plank... AAARRRRRR!
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
Macbeth Regular user London 129 Posts |
My wife was trying to throttle me after the first 1/2 hour.
I think it may have been because I kept calling her "Wench"? |
Steve Friedberg Inner circle 1402 Posts |
Actually, I think the term you used was "monkey wench."
I would have throttled you as well.
Cheers,
Steve "A trick does not fool the eyes, but fools the brain." -- John Mulholland |
hkwiles Special user Howard Wiles 797 Posts |
"Shiver me timbers, Jim lad, Arrrr!"
"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum Arrr!" ..Treasure Island probably one of the first books I remember reading. Quick Quiz question...no cheating by doing a search.. What was the name of Long John Silvers Parrot? Howard |
tuffnavyrn Inner circle San Diego, CA 1238 Posts |
Just call me a "Square Knot Admiral" you measly sea scavengers! ;0)
Brian-
"That smart thing that somebody else said". |
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