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johnnymystic
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I'm working on a professor's nitghtmare routine. The ropes are red so I want to do a twizller candy thing with the ropes...
Anyone have any good ideas for jokes?
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The Donster
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Why not pronounce the candy lic-er-ish or say something candy is dandy.
Doug Higley
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"I would have used Milky Ways but they were still frozen...did I hear a Snicker?...this trick would be a lot easier if I didn't have Butter Fingers..."

etc etc.

You'll notice many Candy names can work into a joke fest that way.


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Ok what kind of candy is always Late? Choco-Late.
Bball5630
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Anyone see Rocco's twizzler routine?? It's different to say the least.
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