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LOL. Don, at least I get to practice my Jail breaks with those tickets. In South Africa we drive Right hand drive cars (Like in UK). I would like to have a left hand drive car one day with tinted windows. When the Officer walks up to the window, you open it (electric), sit back and watch the look on his face when he starts speaking. HEE HEE.
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Well come over here and buy one do the tinting yourself
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After several years of marrage a magicians wife asked her husband if she could get "Surgical Breast Enhancements" to which he replied firmly..."No, we can't afford it, but I do know of a magical procedure that will make your breasts grow." Please tell me she begs. OK..Just go to the bathroom...get some toilet paper and rub it on your breasts. Trust me, they'll get bigger.
THAT WON'T WORK she shouts....Well, the magicians counters,
"It worked on your @ss didn't it?"

Don't shoot!
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What color is George Washington White Horse??

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Hear about the elephant and flea that got married? They had to.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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What do you call 4 blondes in 4 cars that approach a 4-way stop at the same time?

A traffic jam!!
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
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Did you hear about the two Peanuts walking down the road? One was assalted.
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Did you hear the latest? I am so excited. My doctor told me they finally found a cure for my ADD and I think it is really starting to........... Oh look, a butterfly!
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
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I went to go have my face lifted but they lowered it instead.
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How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down Four Skin Divers!
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I get no respect. My wife said she likes to talk during sex. Yeah, she called me from her hotel room...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Every year my mom takes me to the circus and pleads with them to take me.
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A fellow about ninty years old is driving down the freeway, when he gets a call on his cell phone. It's his wife. She says "Honey be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is someone on that freeway going the wrong way!" Guy says " One? Hell, I've seen at least a hundred!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Who was the greatest biblical financial whiz...?

Noah...He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financial whiz...?
Pharaoh's daughter....She went to the Nile Bank and took out a little prophet.

Shoot if you must!
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How can I shoot when I'm laughing my off here
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Why didn't they play cards on noah's ark? Because Noah was sitting on the deck!

BANG! (That was me shooting my self....in the foot.)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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1st Guy did you know I just got back from Africa and over there I was playing cards with the Natives. 2nd guy Zulu's ? 1st guy No I Won
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Did you know women got PMS even in biblical time? Read it in the Nativity..."Mary rode Joseph's @ss all the way to Bethleham."

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You'd kill yourself too if your name was "EUGHHFRUGLISHMAAA!!"

I asked a pretty girl for her number. She said "Is it for you?"
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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What did the Cannibal say to the Tourist ? Nice Passing You.
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