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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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More state mottos...
Texas: My SUV is bigger than yours. Utah: Which planet is yours? Vermont: Come smell our dairy air. |
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Tom, I can see you caught Joseph's virus.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Another state motto...
Virginia: Want another stick of butter with those grits? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds...
It’s time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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State Motto:
Wisconsin: "Got Milk?" |
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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What do you think of this suit?
I had it made in Hong Kong. Very nice, but what's that hump on the back? Oh, that's the tailor. He's still working on it. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Presently I can not think of anything corny. That is why this post is stale and not fresh.
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts
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What is a Plummers favorite footware?
CLOGS
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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What is an electrician's favorite legware?
Shorts...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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What was baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry's favorite legware?
Spats |
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What do you call a Big Mac being eaten by Photius?
Beard Mac. |
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts
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What the difference between "Madona" and "A Rod"
Madona had a few hits last October.......
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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Guys, all of your jokes are so corny, this thread has more corn than Iowa.
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Fred: That ointment the vet gave me for the dog makes my fingers smart.
Harry: Why don't you rub some on your head then? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Why do they say Adam in the Bible had to be white?
Because a black man would not give up his rib. |
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Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Diet is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
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The more you fast, the slower you will gain weight.
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Who said that, Yogi Berra? ..
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