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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment,
dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."

The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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How do you circumcise a whale?

Four skin divers.
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Why do magicians never turn on their headlights when driving at night?
They don't want to lose the suprise element.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Why did the undertaker offer to bury the magician?
Because he saw that his audience was killing him.
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Why did the magician cross the road?
To get away from the audience.
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Why did the magician pass his magic stick from hand to hand?

Because he was "wandering".

You get it? huh huh. You get it?
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Yeah, I got it, now how do I get rid of it?

Did you hear about the magician who got lost on his way to the show? It was a result of misdirection.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than the men who mention it...
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Alimony, that means that Al of your money goes to her.
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Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number...
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The mayor of Detroit has a plan for
snow removal in the city..

It's called August...
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I was driving down the road and turned my car into a driveway.
Abracadabra, Hocuspocus, and all that Jazz
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For sale:

1 box of tic tacs in mint condition...
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Did you see that guy do the torn and restored routine? the method was great but the performance was TEAR-able
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Why did the magician cross the playground?

to get to the othe slide...
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Q. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A. A Labracadabrador!
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How much for that weather vane?

Oh, it's on the house...
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Did you hear the joke about the bed?

Of course not. I just made it up.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!
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Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?

It's rated AAARRRR!
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