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joseph
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If a Cuban woman married an Iceland guy, would
they have little Ice Cubes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Quote:
On Apr 13, 2018, joseph wrote:
If a Cuban woman married an Iceland guy, would
they have little Ice Cubes?...


Yes, and their names would be Shake and Bake
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Some Soupy Sales daffy-nitions:

1. Dragon Milk - a cow with short legs..

2. Noose - what a hangman watches at 6 & 11pm ..

3. Beirut - the old Yankee home run king ...
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I just found out my uncle, a lifelong Republican is voting Democrat this fall. This would've never happened if he were still alive


At the store there was an X on the floor for me to stand. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that trap
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The Haunted Casket was stomping down the hall - Get 'Smith Bros." - they'll stop that coffin !
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I never believed in chiropractors,
but I stand corrected...
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He comes from Humble Stock - that's near Slough!
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Mike Rubinstein's Coin Magic book has a whole chapter on puns, and the patter for the effects throughout have very funny patter and puns.
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I paid £900 for a professional strobe lighting system, It did not work.
I phoned the technical help desk. Their helpful advice was to switch it off, then switch it on.


Then switch it off, then switch it on, then switch it off, then switch it on.....
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick.
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What's the difference between a magician's magic wand and a Policeman's Taser?

Ans. One's used for cunning stunts and the other's used for....well I think you get the idea!
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The other evening I was performing before a group of back packers. I must have been good - they were on the edge of their seats!
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