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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts 
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That was good Phil.
Wolflock
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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I have the body of a god......Budda...........
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Pats Buddahs Head and Rubs his belly.
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Dayle Regular user Canada 147 Posts
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy!
Cheers Dayle
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Little Mary
Quite contrary Upon the ice did frisk. Wasn't she A silly girl Her little * What's up? A two-letter word for "above." No, what's up? About twice as far as half-way. No, really, what's up? My time here.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day. She took some powerful laxitive to pass the time away. The laxitive it didn't work, and the time it didn't pass. Now if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary's > > > > >Uncle... He has a pocket watch! Lyndel  |
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Wards Back New user Baker's Acres, Ca 83 Posts
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1st Atom: "Hey! I just lost an electron!"
2nd Atom: "Are you sure?" 1st Atom: "Yeah, I'm positive!"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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A baby seal walks into a club...
Too sick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts
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Mary had a little lamb
It walked into a pylon 10 000 volts went up its a** And turned its wool to nylon.
Wolflock
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Bumper sticker:
If you can read this, I lost my trailer......
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CamelotFX Special user Minnesota 596 Posts
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Okay, Patrick, andale!
A magician in Guadalajara Bought himself a pet capybara "It's not very big But it looks like a pig So we'll have pork tamales tomarra!" Arriba! Ole! A magician, the best you could wish up, Said "I've taken as much as you dish up! I'm going away To pray every day And return as a full-fledged Arch-Bishop!" |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut? ....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Maybe Hes one of those Star Wars Fans.
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The Mirror Images Inner circle Michigan/USA 1980 Posts
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A man went into a store and asked the clerk for some "Polish Sausage."
The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?" The shopper, clearly offended, said "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?" "Well, I probably wouldn't." With self - indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're at Home Depot." Michael
Steven and Michael, The Mirror Images
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scott b. Special user 732 Posts
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor *rimshot*
Thanks! Scott B.
"I don't know the key to success . . . but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Quote:
On 2005-02-17 15:20, The Mirror Image wrote: Har har har!! That one is hilarious!!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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How's the weather in Mexico?
Chile today, hot tamale. Thanks, CamelotFX! Hicisteme un dia bien. (You made my day!)
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A pirate and a sailor are in a bar, taking turns boasting about their adventures on the high seas.
The sailor notices that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. So he asks 'How did you end up with the peg leg?" Pirate says 'We were in a storm at sea. Suddenly I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as they were pulling me out, the shark bit me leg off! Arrrhh!" Sailor says "***!" "How about the hook? How did you get that?" Pirate says "Arrrhh! Me and my maties were plundering in the Middle East, and I was caught stealing from a merchant, and the punishment for stealing in the Middle East is they chop your hand off! Arrrhhh!" Sailor says "****!" "How did you get the eyepatch?" Pirate says "Arrrhhh! A seagull dropping fell into me eye!" "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?!!??" "Arrrhhh! It was me first day with the hook!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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The Mirror Images Inner circle Michigan/USA 1980 Posts
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Thanks daffydoug. Glad someone like it. I mean no offense to it...Please post italian jokes....they are some time funny.
Ok for joke wise.... Why do blondes that work in a lumber yard have TGIF on there boots....Toes Go In First Michael
Steven and Michael, The Mirror Images
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.......
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