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Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long? And how come 'Phonetic' dosen't sound the way it's spelt?
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O.k. Her's a good one,,,,

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Um...dont tell them the answer to a joke? that would work, lol
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How Do you Keep a Idiot in Suspense???
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Tell me tomorrow.
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LOL You Got it Whiteangel. it's a old one but be prepared to duck when you tell it to a Female.
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Understood.
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Why did the magician cross the road? to get to the other sleight
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro sinko
Did anyone hear about that new French restaurant on the Moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
Last weekend I bought a hide a bed, I put it away, and now I can't find it.
These arn't old jokes, it's folk humor.
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What do you call two lezzies in a closet? A licker cabinet!

Posted: Dec 31, 2004 7:16am

What kind of lipstick does Mary poppins use? Supercalafragalipstickexpialidocious.
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A horse walks into a bar....The bartender says, "Why the long face?".....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun! How do you shoot a pink elephant? You squeeze him until he turns blue, and then you shoot him with a blue elephant gun!
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On 2004-12-31 07:46, joseph wrote:
A horse walks into a bar....The bartender says, "Why the long face?".....


I heard the same joke about John Kerry.
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How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! Vampires live in the dark!

(Worst joke of the year award)
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What do you get if you put a Nun in a Blender. Twisted Sister Smile
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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Pull down their genes.
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How do you make a blondes eyes sparkle. you shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Took my horse to the vet....He's in stable condition....
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And they found him wearing Jockeys Smile
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Ah, man, I like those Horse jokes,,,,

Know how a Cowboy figure up How many Cows he has???
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