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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts 
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Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long? And how come 'Phonetic' dosen't sound the way it's spelt?
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Southwest Sam New user Indiana 59 Posts
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O.k. Her's a good one,,,,
How do ya drive Magicians Crazy???
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WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts
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Um...dont tell them the answer to a joke? that would work, lol
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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How Do you Keep a Idiot in Suspense???
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WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts
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Tell me tomorrow.
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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LOL You Got it Whiteangel. it's a old one but be prepared to duck when you tell it to a Female.
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WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts
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Understood.
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
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zur Special user California 671 Posts
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Why did the magician cross the road? to get to the other sleight
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro sinko Did anyone hear about that new French restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere Last weekend I bought a hide a bed, I put it away, and now I can't find it. These arn't old jokes, it's folk humor. What did you expect Dolly Partton on a trampolene?
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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What do you call two lezzies in a closet? A licker cabinet!
Posted: Dec 31, 2004 7:16am What kind of lipstick does Mary poppins use? Supercalafragalipstickexpialidocious.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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A horse walks into a bar....The bartender says, "Why the long face?".....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun! How do you shoot a pink elephant? You squeeze him until he turns blue, and then you shoot him with a blue elephant gun!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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avimagic Loyal user Hollywood, Florida 235 Posts
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On 2004-12-31 07:46, joseph wrote: I heard the same joke about John Kerry. |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! Vampires live in the dark!
(Worst joke of the year award)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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What do you get if you put a Nun in a Blender. Twisted Sister
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junkdz New user 67 Posts
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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?
Pull down their genes.
Montgomeryville Magician http://www.dzmagic.com Philadelphia Magician
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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How do you make a blondes eyes sparkle. you shine a flashlight in her ear.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Took my horse to the vet....He's in stable condition....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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And they found him wearing Jockeys
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Southwest Sam New user Indiana 59 Posts
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Ah, man, I like those Horse jokes,,,,
Know how a Cowboy figure up How many Cows he has??? With a COW-CU-Lator! (Calculator) :O)
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