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If these horse jokes get any worse someone might have Night-MARES from it.
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True story: There was actually a race horse named Hoof-Hearted......The poor announcer had a hard time calling those races......
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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And there is also a New Movie coming out Called Racing Stripes. and its about a Zebra Etc.
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OK, yall. Ya' need to quit HORSIN' around and get serious.

Posted: Jan 1, 2005 1:32pm
I'm laughing so hard I'm turning HORSE.
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They oughta make a Western style Star Wars movie with the bad guy being Garth Vader,,,
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Glossary of Horse Terms:

Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.
Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.
Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes.
Well Mannered: Hasn’t stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week. .......
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How many horses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Can't answer here because answer would likely be deleted.
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Or he could be Foley-ing us.
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No actually, I don't really know any secret codes. Hey, FOLEYING US!! That's a hot one! Yuk yuk!
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Why did frosty the snowman drop his pants??? He heard the snow blower coming. Sorry, the voices in my head made me do it.
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You know like a young fole Smile
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Anybody know any blonde magician jokes?
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What did the blonde magician say when his/her baby was born. is it mine ?
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Waka waka!
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These horse jokes are realy re colting. any other jokes.
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There are two muffins an on oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Damn, is it hot in here." The other muffin says, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
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Keep them coming. what is black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch. a brunette that told one to many blonde jokes.
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Q:What do air and sex have in common? A:Thier no big deal till your not getting any.
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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear
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Why did the little red house call the doctor. because he had a pane in his window.
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