One day a honest preacher locked the threads titled "Would You Rather...", "Official RJOM Discussion Thread", "It Is Time For A Change", "How Do We Pick The Lock On 'Three Words'", "Yes &", "The Alphabet Game", "The Last Word", "Song Titles" and "Is Dynamike Funny?"

"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!"
"Then why don't you give up show business?"
"I can't - I'm a star!" ...

Photius' magic wand kept breaking during his show. When Photius tried to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the magician's wax," said the cow.

Startled, Photius jumped back and ran down the road until he saw Dynamike. Photius told Dynamike his story.

"Was it a large cow wearing a RJOM?" asked Dynamike. "Yes, yes," Photius replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Kyle's pet cow," said Dynamike. "She doesn't know a thing about magic wands."

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."...

Everyone please excuse me if I seem a little too rude to any of you. Presently, I am feeling a little angry. All day I have been turning on my AOL internet to my computer, and it has been telling me "You've Got Mail." I have been checking my mailbox over and over again all day. I am frustrated going to my door noticing nothing is in my mailbox.

Dynamike, you can really "deliver" a punch line... ...

That was a good one relating to my previous post. At first I did not catch on until I re-read my previous post.

What's round on both ends and hi in the middle?

Ohio

Posted: Oct 4, 2008 8:59pm
What did the two headed cow say?


moo moo

ok that was bad I know

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double...

Moooove over dude, only one post at a time.

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!" ...

A Mime is a wonderful thing to waste.

True story...

My wife works as a teacher and a little told her last week how her family has a pet cow named "Barbie".

"Barbie"?? asked my wife.

"Yea and when we eat it we're gonna call it "Barbie-Q"!!

Posted: Oct 7, 2008 12:38pm
I meant a little girl (in her one class) sorry!

See no evil, say no evil, hear no evil, do no evil.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments...

Dynamike's assistants left him.


...how did you know I was just joking?

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was...

A magician walked inside of a store requesting he needed two Bees. The cashier thought he meant the insect as she wrapped them up.

People are always available for work in the past tense.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A 44 magnum beats four aces...

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and
instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.

The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden
block.

The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.

Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the
hospital and goes.... "Taa-Daa!"