Artifacts are a major portion of an American-Indian reser-
vation's economy. Annually, thousands of tourists visit
reservations and most will not leave without purchasing at
least one memento of the traditional Indian culture.

One enterprising Indian was able to outsell his competitors
in the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a
fraction of the cost others had to charge. On examination
of his dolls they found that where traditionally hard wood
was used, this Indian would use cheap pine on which he glued
thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce
the dolls at only a fraction of the cost.

While he claimed his dolls were still authentic, his com-
petitors complained that it was only a cheap Sioux Veneer.

George Washington and Martha were walking past Ben Franklin's house, when George noticed a giant wreath on the front door...
"What is that thing on the door, Martha?"...
"Oh, that's a wreath of Franklin's"...

Check out this April Fool gag thread: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......um=15&36

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?" ...

Bill, I don't know what it is about this joke, but I laughed harder than I have laughed in a LONG time. I think this has become my new favorite joke. Thank you!

Why is six afraid of seven?

because seven eight nine.

Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan...

When I was a kid I wanted to be a comedy magician, but everybody laughed at me!

A Rabbi, Preacher and a Monk walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts...

What did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing it just waved.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy...

Lots of people play bridge, but it takes a cannibal to throw up a hand.

The failed performer finally went to a psychiatrist to talk over his problem.

"Why am I such a failure as a performer!" He asked.

"There are two reasons why you are a failure." said the Doctor. "The first is that you have a deep-seated lack of self esteem."

"What is the second?" the man asked.

"You also have a deep-seated lack of talent!"

Ha-ha! Good one! I caught me by surprise.

Bill

I went to the doctors this morning for an examination.The doctor told me I had to stop masturbating and I asked why.He said because I'm trying to examine you.

What might you find in a burned down barn? Crispy Critters.

The nurse said to the doctor, "There's an invisible man in the waiting room." The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him now." ...

Two Native Americans, Falling Rocks and Running Deer are vying for the hand of the chief's daughter. Finally the chief says the brave who can bring back the most pelts will win. Both braves leave the camp. Six months later, Running Deer comes back with 300 beaver pelts. As Falling Rocks never comes back, Running Deer wins the hand of the chief's daughter. Falling Rocks is never seen again. To this day, throughout Southern California, you will see signs that read; "Watch Out For Falling Rocks."

Some beer drinking buddies were hunting for deer. They saw a sign that said "Deer Left" so they went home.