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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two
he will feel as good as ever. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why did the 1st elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. Why did the 2nd elephant fall out of the tree? He was glued to the first. Why did the 3rd elephant fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall down? He thought he was an elephant
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Knock, knock.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When are we going to be telling potatoey jokes?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing...
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When magic vanishes, it will never come back.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Did you hear about the clumsy lens grinder?
He fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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My jokes are so corny they will make you lose your dentures.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Still to this date no one knows why the light on stage goes off soon as Dynamike enters.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(That's not a stage, Dynamike, you are going into the refrigerator!)
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Magician X works for food. He always performed badly so the audience will throw him tomatoes. He use the tomatoes to feed his family. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Never play cards in the Jungle, its full of Cheetahs.
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Never play cards with Tiger Woods, he is a Cheetah.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What did the snake say to the turtle that owed him money? Come on, shell out the money!
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A male stripper was inside of his cake ready to spring out. When he came out he noticed the cake was in the wrong location because he saw a bunch of nuns.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What is a computer's favorite kind of music? Disc-o
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A man and lady got a divorce. The judge awarded the magic tricks to the lady.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What did the police chief say to the cop who was home sick in bed? What are you?... and undercover cop?
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