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When the machine fell on the gun, it became a machine gun.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What's a Russian's favorite time of day?
(Rush-in hour)
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What do you call an egg that rolled across a street?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why did the worm cross the road? He wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
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What color is Charlie Brown?
Brown |
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car...
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The magician's jokes were so corny, the audience put butter over them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why did the pokémon
trainer hide under your bed? So he could pikachu in the night!
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The magician's act was so good all the 2 months old gave him a standing ovation.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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How is an ear of corn like the army?
It has lots of Kernels.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why can't you keep secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
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A wife waits each day on December 31st for a present for the year. Each time the husband says "wait until next year".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What do you call a Chicken Coupe with more than two doors?
A Chicken SEDAN!
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Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?
Cob webs (hey, isn't this thread and Gag Tag, basically the same thing?)
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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What did the little cob of corn call his dad?
Pop Corn.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why did the nickel jump off of the building but not the dime? The dime had more cents.
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