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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17276 Posts 
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If a Cuban woman married an Iceland guy, would
they have little Ice Cubes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 2709 Posts
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Quote:
On Apr 13, 2018, joseph wrote: Yes, and their names would be Shake and Bake |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17276 Posts
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Some Soupy Sales daffy-nitions:
1. Dragon Milk - a cow with short legs.. 2. Noose - what a hangman watches at 6 & 11pm .. 3. Beirut - the old Yankee home run king ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mrmagic0 Inner circle Ron Frank 1571 Posts
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I just found out my uncle, a lifelong Republican is voting Democrat this fall. This would've never happened if he were still alive
At the store there was an X on the floor for me to stand. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that trap |
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1066 Posts
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The Haunted Casket was stomping down the hall - Get 'Smith Bros." - they'll stop that coffin !
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17276 Posts
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I never believed in chiropractors,
but I stand corrected...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Topper2 Regular user 111 Posts
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He comes from Humble Stock - that's near Slough!
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gregg webb Inner circle 1082 Posts
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Mike Rubinstein's Coin Magic book has a whole chapter on puns, and the patter for the effects throughout have very funny patter and puns.
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Gordon the discombobulator Loyal user 243 Posts
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I paid £900 for a professional strobe lighting system, It did not work.
I phoned the technical help desk. Their helpful advice was to switch it off, then switch it on. Then switch it off, then switch it on, then switch it off, then switch it on..... |
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wwhokie1 Special user 512 Posts
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick.
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Topper2 Regular user 111 Posts
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What's the difference between a magician's magic wand and a Policeman's Taser?
Ans. One's used for cunning stunts and the other's used for....well I think you get the idea! |
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Topper2 Regular user 111 Posts
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The other evening I was performing before a group of back packers. I must have been good - they were on the edge of their seats!
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