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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts 
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If a Cuban woman married an Iceland guy, would
they have little Ice Cubes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 2338 Posts
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Quote:
On Apr 13, 2018, joseph wrote: Yes, and their names would be Shake and Bake |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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Some Soupy Sales daffy-nitions:
1. Dragon Milk - a cow with short legs.. 2. Noose - what a hangman watches at 6 & 11pm .. 3. Beirut - the old Yankee home run king ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mrmagic0 Inner circle Ron Frank 1526 Posts
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I just found out my uncle, a lifelong Republican is voting Democrat this fall. This would've never happened if he were still alive
At the store there was an X on the floor for me to stand. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that trap |
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Russo Special user So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 941 Posts
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The Haunted Casket was stomping down the hall - Get 'Smith Bros." - they'll stop that coffin !
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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I never believed in chiropractors,
but I stand corrected...
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Topper2 Regular user 106 Posts
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He comes from Humble Stock - that's near Slough!
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