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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts 
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If a Cuban woman married an Iceland guy, would
they have little Ice Cubes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3670 Posts
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Quote:
On Apr 13, 2018, joseph wrote: Yes, and their names would be Shake and Bake |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Some Soupy Sales daffy-nitions:
1. Dragon Milk - a cow with short legs.. 2. Noose - what a hangman watches at 6 & 11pm .. 3. Beirut - the old Yankee home run king ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mrmagic0 Inner circle Ron Frank 1611 Posts
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At the store there was an X on the floor for me to stand. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that trap
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1209 Posts
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The Haunted Casket was stomping down the hall - Get 'Smith Bros." - they'll stop that coffin !
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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I never believed in chiropractors,
but I stand corrected...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Topper2 Regular user 134 Posts
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He comes from Humble Stock - that's near Slough!
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gregg webb Inner circle 1564 Posts
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Mike Rubinstein's Coin Magic book has a whole chapter on puns, and the patter for the effects throughout have very funny patter and puns.
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Gordon the discombobulator Loyal user 249 Posts
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I paid £900 for a professional strobe lighting system, It did not work.
I phoned the technical help desk. Their helpful advice was to switch it off, then switch it on. Then switch it off, then switch it on, then switch it off, then switch it on..... |
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wwhokie1 Special user 513 Posts
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick.
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Topper2 Regular user 134 Posts
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The other evening I was performing before a group of back packers. I must have been good - they were on the edge of their seats!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Magician's assistants go through many
stages in life...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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shooz Loyal user Mercer, PA 269 Posts
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A 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR....
SHE SAYS "WHAT ARE THESE HARD LUMPS BENEATH MY BR**STS?" DOCTOR SAYS... " YOUR SHOES!"
With you in thought(s)
Scott Shoemaker... Shooz |
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