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The Mighty Fool![]() Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2138 Posts ![]() |
1 goose 2 geese=1 grouse 2 grease
1 cockatoo 2 cockafour 1 ox 2 oxen=1 fox 2 foxen
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear the one about the dozen eggs? Too (2) bad......
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster![]() Inner circle 4817 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear the story about the rope ? No. oh well skip it.
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear about the pencil that broke it's lead? Oh, forget it. It's pointless.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear about the stick up on the highway? Some kid threw it up there....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Phil Thomas![]() Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts ![]() |
I went to see my shrink today. I told him I couldn't explain my situation. "One minute I feel like a teepee, next minute I feel like a wigwam." Doc said "Calm down son, your too tense." 2 tents.............. BLAAHHHHHHHHHH!
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
Albert Einstein |
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Wolflock![]() Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts ![]() |
Was that a really corny joke? It was A-Maize-ing.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
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On 2005-01-26 07:19, The Donster wrote: What extra posts?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Wolflock![]() Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts ![]() |
I agree, what extra posts? Whas there enough stamp on them. Did you place them into the post box? Were they bills?
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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BSutter![]() Special user Sitting on a pile of 582 Posts ![]() |
Missing posts?
No, we used them to build a fence. |
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The Donster![]() Inner circle 4817 Posts ![]() |
Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 11 ~ 12 ~ 13 4 thru 10 are missing.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs. because the cow has the Udder one. |
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CamelotFX![]() Special user Minnesota 596 Posts ![]() |
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On 2005-01-27 16:17, The Donster wrote: The Café software only shows first three ... last three. If you want to read, let's say, page 7, well, you've gotta go "next" or "previous." Very annoying on threads with 108 pages like: "Which color backs are best, red or black?" I still don't know... maybe the answer was on page 57. |
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Phil Thomas![]() Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts ![]() |
I was performing the vanishing silk effect at a middle school assembly today. One of the kids shouted out "It's up his sleeve!" I shouted back "Up yours!"
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
Albert Einstein |
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
What do you get when you cross a shark with the Tazmanian Devil? You get NO leftovers at the table. In fact, even the table will be gone...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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The Donster![]() Inner circle 4817 Posts ![]() |
Why can't a cow keep a secret. because it goes in one ear and out the UDDER one.
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WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear about the magician sandwich? forget it, it was jsut a bunch of bologna
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
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Patchouli![]() New user France 65 Posts ![]() |
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On 2005-01-27 17:55, CamelotFX wrote: On 2005-01-27 17:55, CamelotFX wrote: Quote:
The Café software only shows first three ... last three. If you want to read, let's say, page 7, well, you've gotta go "next" or "previous." Very annoying on threads with 108 pages like: "Which color backs are best, red or black?" I still don't know... maybe the answer was on page 57. Why still sending posts after page 57 ? Cordialement, Patrick. Ps: Or it means there is many post errors (like I just done). Ooops ! |
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
What's a dog's favorite breakfast? Pooches and cream!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts ![]() |
It's raining cats and dogs....I just stepped in a poodle....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Village Idiots![]() Elite user Orlando 464 Posts ![]() |
Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him?
She wrote him a John Deer letter.
Some are born idiots.
Some are made idiots. Some have idiocy thrust upon them. |
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