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1 goose 2 geese=1 grouse 2 grease
1 cockatoo 2 cockafour
1 ox 2 oxen=1 fox 2 foxen
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Did you hear the one about the dozen eggs? Too (2) bad......
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Did you hear the story about the rope ? No. oh well skip it.
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Did you hear about the pencil that broke it's lead? Oh, forget it. It's pointless.
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Did you hear about the stick up on the highway? Some kid threw it up there....
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I went to see my shrink today. I told him I couldn't explain my situation. "One minute I feel like a teepee, next minute I feel like a wigwam." Doc said "Calm down son, your too tense." 2 tents.............. BLAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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Was that a really corny joke? It was A-Maize-ing.
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On 2005-01-26 07:19, The Donster wrote:
LOL No Comment here Doug. Where did the Extra post's Go ????????????????????


What extra posts?
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I agree, what extra posts? Whas there enough stamp on them. Did you place them into the post box? Were they bills?
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Missing posts?
No, we used them to build a fence.
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Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 11 ~ 12 ~ 13 4 thru 10 are missing.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs. because the cow has the Udder one.
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On 2005-01-27 16:17, The Donster wrote:
Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 11 ~ 12 ~ 13 4 thru 10 are missing.


The Café software only shows first three ... last three. If you want to read, let's say, page 7, well, you've gotta go "next" or "previous." Very annoying on threads with 108 pages like: "Which color backs are best, red or black?" I still don't know... maybe the answer was on page 57.
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I was performing the vanishing silk effect at a middle school assembly today. One of the kids shouted out "It's up his sleeve!" I shouted back "Up yours!"
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

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What do you get when you cross a shark with the Tazmanian Devil? You get NO leftovers at the table. In fact, even the table will be gone...
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Why can't a cow keep a secret. because it goes in one ear and out the UDDER one.
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Did you hear about the magician sandwich? forget it, it was jsut a bunch of bologna
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On 2005-01-27 17:55, CamelotFX wrote:
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On 2005-01-27 16:17, The Donster wrote:
Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 11 ~ 12 ~ 13 4 thru 10 are missing.


The Café software only shows first three ... last three. If you want to read, let's say, page 7, well, you've gotta go "next" or "previous." Very annoying on threads with 108 pages like: "Which color backs are best, red or black?" I still don't know... maybe the answer was on page 57.


On 2005-01-27 17:55, CamelotFX wrote:
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The Café software only shows first three ... last three. If you want to read, let's say, page 7, well, you've gotta go "next" or "previous." Very annoying on threads with 108 pages like: "Which color backs are best, red or black?" I still don't know... maybe the answer was on page 57.


Why still sending posts after page 57 ?

Cordialement, Patrick.

Ps: Or it means there is many post errors (like I just done). Ooops !
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What's a dog's favorite breakfast? Pooches and cream!
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It's raining cats and dogs....I just stepped in a poodle....
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Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him?

She wrote him a John Deer letter.
Some are born idiots.

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