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I took my grandson to the mall and he got lost.
He walked up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"
The officer asked, "Well son, What's your Grandpa like?"
My Grandson replied, "Jack Daniel's, Marlboro's, and young women with big boobs".


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It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Why did the guy park/put his car in the oven because he wanted a Hot Rod.
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Here is a really bad one I made up. A Porcupine walks into a bar, the bar says ouch.
You know you are a magician when you have boxes full of lecture notes you have never read, but still are excited about going out and buying more.

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Ok how about this two porcupines are walking down the street. one of them walks into a Bar and the other one Ducks.
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My grandpa was a magician. One night he was walking down the street and turned into a bar.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Knock Knock Who's There ? Iris Iris Who ? Iris these Jokes would get better.
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I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words:sh** a truck.

I'll always remember spending time with my grandparents over the summer.God I hate cemetaries.
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I used to be dyslexic...but now I'm K O....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Knock knock. "Who's there?", "Lemme". "Lemme who?", "Lemme in, it's freezing out here!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.
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Old MacDonald was dyslexic, O I E I E.......
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Crazy guy gets naked and wraps himself up in Saran wrap. Goes to see his shrink. Doctor looks at him and says, Clearly I can see your nuts.
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Knock knock. "Who's there?", "Police". "Police who?", "Police to meet you!"
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Guy goes into a Doctors office and says Doctor you've got to Help me I think I'm a bridge. Doctor says Realy Whats come over you. guy says so far two trucks and a Bus.
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Woman describes missing husband to police...He's 200 lbs, jet black hair, blue eyes, muscles all....Wait, her girfriend says, Your husband is 5ft 2in, bald, and has a pot belly. Wife says, yeah, but who wants him back?.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Knock knock , who'e there? The old lady. The old lady who? Gee! I didn't know you could yodel!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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A woman had just stepped out of the shower when there was a knock at the door. With no time to cover herself she goes to the door and asks who is there.

"Blind man", was the response.

Deciding she has nothing to hide she opens the door and a man walks in.

"Nice hooters" he says.

In shock she says "I thought you where a blind man"

"I am" he says "Where do you want me to hang them?"

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Some are born idiots.

Some are made idiots.

Some have idiocy thrust upon them.
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How do you know if Elvis has been in your living room? look for the banana peels and Bologna wrappers in your couch cushions.
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My friend who had A.D.D. was like I don't have A.D. hey a bird.We all laughed so hard.
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Doug that's supposed to be little old lady.
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