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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.......
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Since we are on the frog jokes now. Q. what kind of Soda do Frogs Drink ? A. Croak-A-Cola I'm sure that the people here just find these Jokes Very Ribbetting
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The difference between a cat and a frog?.....
A cat has 9 lives...... A frog croaks every minute.... I toad you these were corny jokes.....
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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I'm sure evreyone is Green with Envy and very Hoppy to hear these Jokes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations......
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Sam Tabar Inner circle Austin, Texas 1050 Posts
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Here's my version of the corniest joke in the world.
There was a herd of sheep, and among them all only one was black. The other sheep kept teasing him everyday, "Black sheep! Black sheep! Black sheep!" Until one day he couldn't take it anymore. He went to the top of the hill and shouted his lungs out, "I'M NOT A BLACK SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!" Well, as bad as it is. This truly is a joke.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat......
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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At least the Sheep jokes were not that BAA - D
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Ewe think so?.....
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts
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Blue Humor: Potty Jokes
Q:Why Did Tigger have his head in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprises toilet? A: The Captain's Log (Dont worry, I washed my hands after typing these jokes.) |
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boynextdoor Regular user Lancaster 129 Posts
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EEEEEEEEW! You're nasty! I like you...
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On 2005-05-07 03:27, magicsteve99 wrote: And if Pia Zadora married Rich Little, she'd be Pia Little! All those magnificent Confucious jokes... I don't know if it was posted but my mom always told us, "Confucious say, Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger..."
Trapeze above the Grand Canyon. Be impressed.
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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts
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Q: What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for "Klingons". EEEWWWW! That was bad.... I know.
Phil
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Confucious say,
"He who run behind car get exhausted." "He who run in front of car get tired."
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Why Does Neptune Smell so Bad. A, Because its Right Next to _ _ _ _ _ _
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts
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Keeping in the toilet motif...
*Confusious say: Man who stand on toilet seat,....'High on pot.' |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The queen's toilet always gives a royal flush......
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Confucious say,
"He who walks sideways through airport turnstile going to Bankok."
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts
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Confucious also say,
"He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger". "He who farts in church sits alone in "pew"
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
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Sam Tabar Inner circle Austin, Texas 1050 Posts
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"He who farts in the elevator rides alone."
"Knowledge comes from finding the answers, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom." - Anonymous
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Confuscious say man who run after car becomes exhausted.
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