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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.......
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Since we are on the frog jokes now. Q. what kind of Soda do Frogs Drink ? A. Croak-A-Cola I'm sure that the people here just find these Jokes Very Ribbetting Smile
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The difference between a cat and a frog?.....
A cat has 9 lives......
A frog croaks every minute....

I toad you these were corny jokes.....
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I'm sure evreyone is Green with Envy and very Hoppy to hear these Jokes.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations......
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Here's my version of the corniest joke in the world.

There was a herd of sheep, and among them all only one was black. The other sheep kept teasing him everyday, "Black sheep! Black sheep! Black sheep!" Until one day he couldn't take it anymore. He went to the top of the hill and shouted his lungs out, "I'M NOT A BLACK SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!"

Well, as bad as it is. This truly is a joke.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat......
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At least the Sheep jokes were not that BAA - D
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Ewe think so?.....
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Blue Humor: Potty Jokes

Q:Why Did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh.

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Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprises toilet?

A: The Captain's Log


(Dont worry, I washed my hands after typing these jokes.)
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EEEEEEEEW! You're nasty! I like you...

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On 2005-05-07 03:27, magicsteve99 wrote:
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, would her name become Ella Vader?
It wouldn't hurt you to laugh.



And if Pia Zadora married Rich Little, she'd be Pia Little!

All those magnificent Confucious jokes... I don't know if it was posted but my mom always told us, "Confucious say, Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger..."
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Q: What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for "Klingons".

EEEWWWW! That was bad.... I know. Smile

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Confucious say,
"He who run behind car get exhausted."
"He who run in front of car get tired."
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Why Does Neptune Smell so Bad. A, Because its Right Next to _ _ _ _ _ _
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Keeping in the toilet motif...

*Confusious say: Man who stand on toilet seat,....'High on pot.'
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The queen's toilet always gives a royal flush......
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Confucious say,
"He who walks sideways through airport turnstile going to Bankok."
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Confucious also say,

"He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger".

"He who farts in church sits alone in "pew"
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
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"He who farts in the elevator rides alone."
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Confuscious say man who run after car becomes exhausted.
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