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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He keeps all his drawers in his drawer box
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He confused his magic wand and his TV remote so now he changes channels at customers houses and throws the wand at the TV.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He couldn't tell a bear from a tree, so he drove a nail into it believig if it wasn't a tree it would eat him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He threw 12 $100 bills out until he
got those folds just right...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He wouldn't read the instructions because he didn't want his enjoyment spoiled by knowing how the trick is done.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He crossed a zig zag and a shadow box and he got
Oh wait... They've both been exposed so he got No Work
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He keeps betting on 14 when he rolls dice,.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He takes 30 years to collect a ton of equipment and tries to sell it all in a few weeks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He actually wanted to buy Dynamike's marketing plan.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He actually named all his children Melvin
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He could be making furniture, but no
He could be doing finish carpentry, but no He could be a professional photographer, but no He could even be an editor for television or the movies, but no What does he do? He makes Square Circles and Chinese Sticks for a handful of people then no one wants them anymore. And they don't want nicely painted tables either, they prefer grey carpet on their table. Wasn't carpet on vertical surfaces "in" in the late 70s but "out" in the early 90s? But I digress. My magician is do dumb he took the time to write the obvious.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All his polka dot tricks use solid red silks
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He did not wait for Dynamike to catch up with his post.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He confused a paper tear with his snowstorm closer so now, when he restores the paper, the show is over.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He always wait to the weather is cold before he does his snowstorm closer.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He blew his balloons down instead of up.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He keeps his flash powder in a Boom Box.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He did not wait for Dynamike.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
He thinks Dynamike is getting slow, in his old age.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He practices magic in the shower.
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