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Dr. Jakks
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Uther isn't Jonathans brother? Smile I feel so left out in the world.... Smile
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...you can finish someone's sentence that begins with .."have you seen that guy....." before they finish!

BTW, great stuff Jakks!!! LOL!!!
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Steve started this whole thing with:
-You know you're a magician when you spend all day arguing about whether it's pronounced "Day" or "Die."

Vernon, when asked what the correct pronunciation of his first name was, "Day" or "Die", used to reply:
"Eether or eyether is correct!"
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. . . And now you know the rest of the story!
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HA! He was a witty guy that Dai.

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...When people dive for the bushes everytime you are late for WGM 3.
Magic is the psychology of the audience.
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...you know what FASDIU stands for and appreciate it!


I guess I am not a magician, although I consider myself to be, but what does that mean????

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It means "From a shuffled deck in use". It was a set of lecture notes I believe.

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...you keep waiting for the day they release a Hank Lee Visa card.

...you have the statements from your Hank Lee Visa sent to a secret post office box so your wife doesn't see them.

Quinn
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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HA! Quinn, sadly thats true.

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...you see big boxes/crates/cabinets and imagine ways you can vanish/appear someone in it.
...you buy cigarettes but you don't smoke.
...you twist your arm 360 degrees just to entertain people.
...you know what Asrah means.
...you can make money appear but you can't get rich.
...you know what misers dream of.
...you can make livestock appear but you still have to buy poultry at the supermarket.
...a shuttle pass to you has nothing to do with the Space Shuttle flying overhead.
...The Raven to you is not a bird.
...hearing the words "secrets revealed" makes you wanna hit a guy in a mask!

This thread's one of the greats!! Smile
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Awesome thread!! I guess I will add my two cents Smile

...IT doesnt always relate to computers
...you spend 4567 hrs practising something that noone will ever see (if your good!)
...all you want to do when you meet a beautiful woman is put her in a box and poke her with sharp things
...you can 'steal' without breaking the law
...you make money tricking people, and they know your doing it!
...you look foward to traffic jams as it gives you time to practise
...you think you are witty when people ask you to tell them how a card trick is done and you say 'pass'

Anywho, keep 'em coming everyone Smile
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...you think you are witty when people ask you to tell them how a card trick is done and you say 'pass'

I was rolling on the floor when I read this Smile

...after you have shuffled the deck during a card game you realise you have done several blind cuts and blind shuffles competely by accident
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You are at MTV's "dismissed," and you give the girl the timeout card (which you pulled out of thin air before), because the other boy is a magician, too. And you want to talk to him, without that girl disturbing you. Of course, your new friend does the same.

Yours Felix
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You know you're a magician when you find this thread funny.

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When you search 20 old decks for an extra 4 of hearts and none of them have one.

You have more paperclips, rubber bands, and manila envelopes in your closet than any office supply store.

Your list of favorite books include names like Bannon and Harris instead of Hemingway and Steinbeck.

You earned your driver's license just so you could finally do Greg Wilson's "License To Thrill."

You actually think people believe you when you say that snapping your fingers is what's causing the magic to happen.

You have a stack of business cards in your wallet, but you can't give any away because they're gaffed.

National alterations in bill and coin designs drastically affect your career.

There's a deck of cards in your pocket and you don't find that unusual.

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Quote:
On 2003-04-20 18:49, debaser wrote:
You know you're a magician when you find this thread funny.

How true!

This is hilarious stuff guys. Keep it coming!

One more to add:
You know you're a magician when you hear someone mention terms like "steal", "pass", "force", "manipulation", "ambitious", "palm", etc. and your mind suddenly conjures up totally different images.
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Maybe these are just me...

...When you a have a two pack a day habit, and you don't smoke.

...You will watch a 30 minute-1 hour TV show to see 10 seconds of magic.

..You don't need social skills, you have 52 friends already!
By the time you read this, you've already read it.
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You know you are a magician when you scream at your coin to stop talking...

Andrew
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Friends,

On a more mystical note, it is my humble opinion that you know you're a true practitioner of the art of magic when you practice a trick in a mirror...

...& fool yourself.

Yrs. truly,
HOODWINK
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Dr.Hoodwink:

Hi, I really like what you wrote. I enjoy the wonder of magic while waatching a magician performing and when I fool myself in front of a mirror.

I have being doing magic for myself for a long time. I sit or stand in front of a mirror and enjoy my private magic show.

I leave in a city that we are no more than 4 magicians working in public places.It is hard for me to see good magic that often.

When I need to see and feel magic, I just go to the mirror....I start doing moves and fool myself. That way, I experience what people are going to feel if the see me performing magic.
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