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There were about 7 of us seated at theacard table playing uno. my oldest daughter was to the left of me and my cousin, who doesn't trust me to the right. everything was going great, I had held out all the wild cards and managed to win a few games. at some point my daughter, who knows my every move caught me ditching cards. I gave her that look and whispered "don't say a thing. I'll help you out" at which point I did. I guess it was after the third time I won she decided to give me up by producing cards from underneath the table that I had stuck in the cracks. there must have been about 30 cards I ditched through out the time we played. needless to say I told her paypack is a B#$%@. when the time presented itself I unloaded about five cards under her butt when she reached across the table. I then proceeded to snitch her out and exposed her as the cheat she was. needless to say everyone stopped playing because no one coud be trusted. the high light was my brother-in-law telling us what cheats we were and what not, at which point I said you dirty ***, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have won anything. he stood up only to have about 5 cards fall out from underneath his shirt... cards I handed him under the table.

it truly was funny. it was all good though. we had fun.

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That's a Great story. I enjoyed it; thanks for sharing.

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Wow! You got through that without getting punched out? That was a miracle!
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