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sniper1
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Suddenly in the middle of the show you trip and fall face down on the floor. You extract a squished-up rabbit from under your vest while saying, "OK, due to unforseen cimcumstances the rabbit production isn't going to be part of tonight's show." You follow it up by producing a couple of squished-up doves in a magical way as well.
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How about just a handfull of loose feathers from a silk. You can blow on it and make 'em 'fly'.
Then go to your chest under the shirt and mime a 'splinter' extraction (pop!)..."Darn Beaks".
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I like it try it and see how it goes!!!
Add the feather with silk please!!
Cheers Chris
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I think that would go very well. Pull out a squished dead bird and ask if David Blaine is in the house. Hee hee
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Hehe . hmmmmmmmm hey I'm a David Blaine fan don't make fun of him (I was dead drunk when I typed this comment), and yeah I like the feathers idea as well thanks for your support. I'm going to be off line for the next 15 hrs so you have my permission to make fun of David Blaine while I'm not here.
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On 2004-11-29 07:12, sniper1 wrote:
"OK, due to unforseen cimcumstances the rabbit production isn't going to be part of tonight's show."


If you are not performing for magicians, can I suggest a modification: "O.K. due to unforseen circumstances, the amazing appearing rabbit will not be."

"Oh... there used to be a pregnancy joke here, but science advanced."

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Ya... I don't get it, I say pull out a twinkie... and wipe a bunch of the frosting on your pants, and then say. "ahhh I'm gonna have a hard time explaining this situation to my wife"
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Gee thanks Sniper. Real sweet of you to think that we actually need your permission... LOL. Jokes.
I actually like watching David Blaine too. Hence the joke earlier.
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David Blaine who is that person ? Smile
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Sniper,

Love your sense of humor! I think the idea is hilarious.

I used to put a dove in a cage/box and after failing to make it disappear "remove the dove" visibly and put it into a paper bag which I blew into and popped. Feathers would float down and I would rip open the paper bag open to show the dove had vanished and then make it reappear in the cage/box. I thought it was funny, the audience hated it.

Let me know if the rabbit bit goes over where you are and I'll book a tour. Smile

Rob
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I would have had a good laugh Rob.
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Thanks Wolfie.
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On 2004-12-09 09:01, The Donster wrote:
David Blaine who is that person ? Smile


Ok, what are you blaming on David?
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A stuffed cat with feathers around the mouth might be a good touch... Killing two birds with one stone... eh?
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