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magicaldj1 Regular user Madison, Wisconsin 122 Posts |
Looking for some funny lines for a sword through the neck routine.
Thanks, Andy Lindgren |
Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Sometimes doing magic can be a real pain in the neck.
I am an extremist. This is how I donate blood.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Uh I hope the person gets the point. how are you presenting it and what type of audience are you looking to be performing for.
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Spinnato Elite user 428 Posts |
I have a GREAT line if you're doing this at a Comedy Club or somewhere with adults where blue humor is accepted. Let me know if you'd like to hear it.
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WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts |
Gee, you guys are real cut-ups. I know, I know. terrible. How about something like My wife got me this trick three days after she got me a life insurance policy. Or... Don't you hate it when you cut yourself shaving? Or..... You guys probably think I am losing my mind. I'd lose my head if It weren't screwed back on..... ok ok I'll stop, save your tomatoes. THis will make the HEADlines
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
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magicaldj1 Regular user Madison, Wisconsin 122 Posts |
Spinnato and Donster I am doing for adults
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olivertwist Special user Nashua, NH 588 Posts |
I usually say I need a volunteer who's not affraid to stick his neck out.
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pbg739 Veteran user San Jose, Ca 340 Posts |
Have you ever done this before? Spec says no. "Neither have I"
"you have insurance right?" I'm gonna do this on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3 nights ago I was practicing this and it didn't work quite right. Oh I'm sorry. |
MaGiShN46 Loyal user 244 Posts |
Or say "I'm going to show a sword thru your neck ok?"
They say, "what?" Get the assistants to tie him to a chair like he's going to be murdered and do the trick. No, it's not comedy but suspensful! |
Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts |
"This is what you can do after smoking for 20 years."
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