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magicaldj1
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Looking for some funny lines for a sword through the neck routine.

Thanks,
Andy Lindgren
Wolflock
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Sometimes doing magic can be a real pain in the neck.

I am an extremist. This is how I donate blood.
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The Donster
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Uh I hope the person gets the point. how are you presenting it and what type of audience are you looking to be performing for.
Spinnato
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I have a GREAT line if you're doing this at a Comedy Club or somewhere with adults where blue humor is accepted. Let me know if you'd like to hear it.
WhiteAngel
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Gee, you guys are real cut-ups. I know, I know. terrible. How about something like My wife got me this trick three days after she got me a life insurance policy. Or... Don't you hate it when you cut yourself shaving? Or..... You guys probably think I am losing my mind. I'd lose my head if It weren't screwed back on..... ok ok I'll stop, save your tomatoes. THis will make the HEADlines
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
magicaldj1
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Spinnato and Donster I am doing for adults
olivertwist
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I usually say I need a volunteer who's not affraid to stick his neck out.
pbg739
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Have you ever done this before? Spec says no. "Neither have I"

"you have insurance right?"

I'm gonna do this on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3 nights ago I was practicing this and it didn't work quite right. Oh I'm sorry.
MaGiShN46
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Or say "I'm going to show a sword thru your neck ok?"
They say, "what?"
Get the assistants to tie him to a chair like he's going to be murdered and do the trick.

No, it's not comedy but suspensful!
Reis O'Brien
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"This is what you can do after smoking for 20 years."
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

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