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sniper1
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Guys I've had this idea lingering for quite a while now.
How about we take some oldies of magic, and twist them around quite a bit and make comedy routines out of them. All you have to do is name some old effects and we can brainstorm comedy presentations about them .
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Coins across, torn/cut and restored, bill in a lemon, card through table, just to name a few. Great idea, I will think of some more and some comedy to go with them.
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Lets start with the basics and a TT silk vanish!
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When I do those, it is comedy!

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sniper1
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Ok lets see what I can come up with . hmmmmmmmmm for magicians I usually use vanish 5000 and alain nu's hankershief gag { the one he where he vanishes and reproduce a hanky and mimes that he is doing it with a tt but instead just uses palmimng ect ect}

ok now for a comedy bit with a tt and a hanky { hmmmmmmmm this is taking longet than I tought } ok for a plot is going to be a repeat vanish gag . with a reproduction from a dolar bill .

ok here is the patter I came out with . one thing which intigued me is there are a lot of cases worldwide of people stealing other peoples underwear . yeah it true I know its hard to believe but its really true . actually let me show ya , ive got me wife's knickers here with me , { take out red hanky , tt is ready } { fold them diaper fashion } yeah they tend to look like a diaper whe n she wears them but she keeps telling me they are the latest disign in womens lingerie . { tell spectator to hold index finger pointing out and tie the hanky in a knot around it } while saying , every day she used to hang them out to dry and take a bit of the smell away , then she puts them in her laundry basket . { place hanky into your hand } and she just looks way for a second and some guy just knicks them away . { show vanish } so like a good wife she comes bragging onto me about what happened . and like a good husband I tell her that I'm in the middle of watching the soccer game . the next day the same thing happens she hangs her knickers out to dry { take out hanky from tt in your pocket and bring it out and tie to specs finger } { tell spec to wave finger up and down otherwise it wont dry , smal gag but should be funny , and it gives you cover to steal tt from pocket } and go tru the motion of vanishing it again . well as you can guess the second time it really did it , for I had to install a cctv in my back garden . but alas when my wife did the laundry , the guy still managed to take them again . repeat vanish for the last time . but this time I got the better end for I had his face on the security vid , and natually the police caught up with him . but they retained the knickers for evidence . so I still had an angry wife to deal with , so I did what every husband does , gave her some money , she went to the store and got herself a new pair of knickers { produce hanky from bill } and everybody lived happily ever after , well at least she did !


well that is what I could come up with in 20 mins of thinking .

hope you like it
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