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The Donster
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Like Gene in Hy-Gene are there any Others that can be Used ?
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Hi

I had a young boy called Luke in one of my resturants - "Use the fork Luke"

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LOL I never thought of Luke. But there is also Luke warm and Luke-ing good. Thanks for the Help.
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I once knew a girl named Kista Balls. No lie. That was really her name. I also had a classmate named Luke Beaver.One I thought you could make funny was Dawn. That name just dawned on me. I thought of that one at dawn. I know, I know, terrible, as usual. If I think of anymore I will post them.
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White Angel was Kista Kista or Krista ?
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Her name was Kista. No r. I wonder how long it took her parents to realized what they named her.
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Lol one guy got Named Chris Smith.
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Peggy - When she selects a card, "She Pegged that one!"

Angel - "Do you believe that opposites attract?

Randy - "Really? And you came to my show?"

Henry - Make sure you force the 8 of something (Lucy uses the 8 of Hearts.)

Candy - "Right!"

Donna - "Blitzen was at the last show!"

Genii - "Get real! They'll never believe this!"

Jan - "Wow, and my subscription ran out in December. Just my luck!"

John - "And just where were your parents when they thought of that name?"

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I don't know about you guys , but most of those lines embarass the spectator in my opinion . remember a name is a very personal thing too be making fun off .

now for a gag I prefer to use an old one

what your name

{ spec } susan

{magician } well what do you know that's my name aswell !!
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You are right, these do seem to be likely to offend. hhmmm... Let's see....
What's your name? : Susan. Do you have I.D?
'''''''''''''''''''''''''' Really? That's neat, That's me dad's name, too!

I know, not very good. I will try to think of some better ones, though no promises.
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On the subject of I.D .

whats your name ?

susan ?

do you have I.D

yes I do

wow that's awsome , that's really something . for I don't have one infact I'm not even supposed to be inthis country but don't tell anyone !!!
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You: "What's your name?"
Stu: "Stu."
You: "And what's your favorite food, stew?"
Posted: Dec 29, 2004 7:47am
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On 2004-12-26 12:48, The Donster wrote:
Lol one guy got Named Chris Smith.

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Yeah, he married my friend Mary.
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On 2004-12-25 23:07, WhiteAngel wrote:
One I thought you could make funny was Dawn. That name just dawned on me. I thought of that one at dawn.
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And if she's hot and it's a comedy club or other all-adult setting, there are definite possibilities for mention of the crack of dawn.
Posted: Dec 29, 2004 7:59am
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Sorry for the rapidfire posts, but I just thought of another source for these types of jokes.

Back in the 80's when Howie Mandel was very popular on the standup scene (back when he used to do the rubber glove shtick) he would speak to people at random in the audience. When they gave him their name, he always had a quick response. A few that come to mind...

Jim: Hey, I had you in high school!
Bill: Something about getting him in the mail (it was funny when I was 15)
Bob: Oh, but you spell it backwards, right?

And if he couldn't think of something to say about their name, he would ask what they do. One that sticks out in my mind:

"What's your name?"
"Linda"
"What do you do, Linda?"
"I'm the manager of a shoe store."
"And what do you do as manager? What has to be going on for the other employees to say, 'Sh*t! Go get Linda!'?"

And on that topic of "What do you do?" I once had a guy on stage with me. I was about to stick a roll of toilet paper on his fingers to do the old 'toilet paper balls over the head'. I still had it behind my back as I asked him what he does. His response: "I sell plumbing supplies."

The audience participation gods were smiling on me that night.

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Avimagic. for that Bill one try telling him you know I get a awful lot of your mail I wonder why maybe its the postal system.
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My Son's name is Avi. That is kind of Avi-ous (sounds like Obvious when his brothers say that to him).

I have used the stock line of:
Magician: What is your name?
She: Diana
Magician: May I call you Diana?
She: Yes.
Magician: When is a good time to call you?

You can also use:
Magician: What is your name?
Person: <tells you their name>
Magician: Good Memory!

Sue - My lawyer thinks that is a verb.
Don't say Hi to a person named Jack in an airport!

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Chuck. What's up-chuck? Do you know Woody?

I saw a name on a job list that I thought was a joke. It wasn't. The name was Dewey Pyle. I later saw that this name on a truck. Trucking company I think.

John? Did you know that there's a room named after you?

Bob. (palindrome) I knew another palodrome name Otto.

What's your name?
Payne.
What?
Payne.
Where's it hurt you?

Eileen. Which way?

Frank. Can I be frank with you?

Bill. I have a whole pile of those home.
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When I meet a John who has a sense of humour I say

John? really, been there, done that.

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Quote:
On 2005-01-09 14:35, Jaz wrote:
What's your name?
Payne.
What?
Payne.
Where's it hurt you?



Actually it generally goes more like this

"What's your name?"
"Payne"
"What?"
"Payne"
"Pam"
"No Payne"
"Jayne"
"No Payne, like Thomas Paine"
Oh Payne P A I N E?
"No P A Y N E Payne"
"What do you do?"
"I'm a magician"
"Really, what instrument do you play?"
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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Male magician asks, "What's your name, little girl?"
"Susie."
"Really?!!! That was My name when I was a little girl!"
Dan McLean Jr
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Once during my show I had some kid named Ruben.... I just told him I liked his sandwich.... ya know... it was funny at the time??
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Al- one size fits Al

Bob - one 'o' or two?

Lisa- are you a moaner? Lisa?

Sally or Cindy - Is that with a I or a Y? (if they y) because they spell it with an I sometimes.

Jay - what do they call you for short? Ja

Credit to Mullica for some of these.

Matt
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