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What are some comedic ways you introduce or welcome an audience member on stage? Some that come to mind:
1. Hello (John), I'm Fred, this is Mic (pointing to mic). Very old gag.
2. Hello (Sarah), stand next to the star (pointing to floor). Right there next to the star. (Sarah), I'm the star.

Any others?
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You can say a different name after they tell you their name.
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I think it's Steve Bedwell who says "What's your name?" Audience member responds "Sarah". "Can I call you Sarah?" Audience member responds "yes". Magician responds, "what time should I call you."

I think that's something Bedwell says. My reference may be off. Any more? Surely there's more.
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Ask them where they are from e.x.Hello(insert name here)where are you from?(wherever they say)You say I'm sorry.They repeat it.Then you say I heard you I am just sorry. Gets a laugh everytime.
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On 2004-12-27 21:21, hagemagic wrote:
I think it's Steve Bedwell who says "What's your name?" Audience member responds "Sarah". "Can I call you Sarah?" Audience member responds "yes". Magician responds, "what time should I call you."

I think that's something Bedwell says. My reference may be off. Any more? Surely there's more.


I seem to recall The Amazing Jonathan using that one.
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(Magician) What's your name?

(Volunteer) John?

(Magician) That's funny...I have a room in my house named after you.

:)

Regan
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On 2004-12-28 08:18, Mister Mystery wrote:
(Magician) What's your name?

(Volunteer) John?

(Magician) That's funny...I have a room in my house named after you.

And it's in-doors now!
-Hank Miller
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Whoa! Potty humor!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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And if it were Rich and Obnoxious it would be Snotty.
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This thread needs to be flushed down the toilet.
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Why Flush it. or maybe it should be In Dispose.
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Call Roto Rooter somebody!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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I couldn't find a number but I found this. http://www.rotorooter.com/main.php
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Well I took the PLUNGE in starting this thread. Now I'm a little FLUSH since it's getting some attention. Maybe this thread doesn't STINK after all!
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I don't know Chris...there are a couple of s*** eatin' grins that need to be WIPED off.

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Has shovels ready. I think we are all bored here.
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Donster, what number were you looking for? Number 2? Ooooh that was bad...very bad.

Back to the original topic: xmosis, not sure I should say wipe that "s*** eatin' grin off your face" to a specatator. j/k
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Yes Hagemagic and I think you stepped in it.
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What a shame...it sure is getting deep.
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If it gets knee deep then were all in for it. but any how welcome the volunteer and do what one can to entertain your audience.
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