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Daryl -the other brother
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I know this has been discussed already but I can't seem to find the thread so excuse the repetition. What are some good answers to this worn out question?
The Donster
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I'm not sure. how to answer this one safely.
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Yeah sure , just give her your credit card and drive her to the nearest mall
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How about would she like to try my cooking
Al Angello
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Of course I can make your wife dissappear, balance the books, grow hair on your bald head, and remove warts, but those tricks are very pricey.
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WhiteAngel
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Yes, I can, but you have to pay for the supplies. I will need a shovel, and 1 30lb. bag of lime.
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
The Donster
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Uh Whats the Lime for. I'll say a Lemon thay way she'll be Puckered up Smile
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No sir, but I'd be happy to make your daughter here (motioning at the wife) vanish!
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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I was up in the attic with my wife the other day, dusty and covered with cob-webs,
But she is great with the kids.
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I have guys in Jersy that do that trick for me.
WhiteAngel
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The lime is to keep her body from stinking, when I kil- ehem, vanish her
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Sure, but it will cost you a little extra.

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Would she like some tonic with that lime.
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If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...
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This is a stupid, unoriginal joke that is said by husbands who are, frankly, jerks. Imagine how'd you feel if your were this poor woman out for a meal and your husbands starts insulting you in front of the magician! UGHH!

I usually turn the woman and say "If I was married to him I want to disappear too!"
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Quote:
On 2004-12-31 04:18, The Mighty Fool wrote:
No sir, but I'd be happy to make your daughter here (motioning at the wife) vanish!


Quote:
On 2005-01-02 01:30, Nicholas J. Johnson wrote:
I usually turn the woman and say "If I was married to him I want to disappear too!"


Ha! Great comeback, guys. Along the same vein: "No sir, but it looks like you're doing a pretty good job of it yourself".
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Look buddy, I'm a magician. Not a miracle worker.
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I have used the line: "Yes, but it will cost you extra."

I have also told them: "That is funny, your wife asked me earlier to do the same thing to you!"

I think the best thing to do is try not to insult someone in the audience but gently work it into another comedy routine like making them invisible (but you probably could see right through that trick anyway).

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To Him: "Sure I can."
To Her: "If he does not want you, I do. Are you coming home with me??"
See how quick he changes his tune. This will stop him dead in his tracks. Just watch out for the Punch or kick or headbutt or...
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And how many times did you get headbutted wolfie.
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