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Wolflock
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Not much, thank heavens. I am small built and VERY quick.
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On 2005-01-06 06:17, Wolflock wrote:
To Him: "Sure I can."
To Her: "If he does not want you, I do. Are you coming home with me??"



Are you prepared to follow up on your offer? Try explaining that to the wife .. but, but, she just followed me home.
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Nice time for the magician to make himself disappear.
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Thank heavens I am a Master at Escapology. I even escaped my Marriage. So I have no one to "please explain" to. But yes, tell the wife, "She just followed me home. Can I keep her? Please!" LOL. Then run like hell.
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If you get real gutsy when you ask to keep her, ask her if she comes with her collar and leash.
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LOL
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It's funny how these guys that ask this question really think they are being clever. Like we've never heard that one before.

Another one I hate is, Can you make my check disappear?
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Daniel's right... Most people who say this think that they are the first person in the universe to come up with the line.

A nice way to let them know they are not as original as they would like to believe is to go to your local office supply store and buy some print at home business cards. Print on them something like, "No, I can't make your wife dissappear, but the next time you need some great entertainment, you can make me appear... Just call (Your Name Here) The Magician at 555-1234."

It's a gentle way to let them know that they are not so clever after all, yet perhaps result in a future show for you sometime in the future...

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I usually say "Sure I can make her diseappear...I'll just need $10,000 and a fast car!" Then I turn to her and tell her we'll just split the money and head to Mexico.

It stays positive and usually gets a chuckle. I generally feel that if someone is making a joke I want it to stay funny and positive and not turn it on them - even if it's a somewhat un-funny joke like this one.
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Lyndel. I like that one.
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Cashetta you could folow that up with then you could have a girl like me lol
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I always say: "I'm not THAT good" !
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Boy are you original, that the first time I heard that one (pause) TODAY.
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"no"


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"Sure I can make your wife dessappear from your sight. Please enter this cabinet and just wait..."

Lyndel, I like very much your answer. I will prepare some cards and use it, next time.

Cordialement, Patrick
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Well I know a good attorney.......
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The Attorney Might wind up costing you a Arm and a Leg. gets a Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to Bump off oops pay the Attorney with. Smile
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Not only an attorney, but an amputation these days could cost you an arm and a leg.
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