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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Not much, thank heavens. I am small built and VERY quick.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Mushu Loyal user 253 Posts |
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On 2005-01-06 06:17, Wolflock wrote: Are you prepared to follow up on your offer? Try explaining that to the wife .. but, but, she just followed me home. |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Nice time for the magician to make himself disappear.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Thank heavens I am a Master at Escapology. I even escaped my Marriage. So I have no one to "please explain" to. But yes, tell the wife, "She just followed me home. Can I keep her? Please!" LOL. Then run like hell.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
If you get real gutsy when you ask to keep her, ask her if she comes with her collar and leash.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
LOL
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Daniel Faith Inner circle Neenah, Wisconsin 1526 Posts |
It's funny how these guys that ask this question really think they are being clever. Like we've never heard that one before.
Another one I hate is, Can you make my check disappear?
Daniel Faith
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Daniel's right... Most people who say this think that they are the first person in the universe to come up with the line.
A nice way to let them know they are not as original as they would like to believe is to go to your local office supply store and buy some print at home business cards. Print on them something like, "No, I can't make your wife dissappear, but the next time you need some great entertainment, you can make me appear... Just call (Your Name Here) The Magician at 555-1234." It's a gentle way to let them know that they are not so clever after all, yet perhaps result in a future show for you sometime in the future... Lyndel |
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evanthx Regular user Seattle, WA 197 Posts |
I usually say "Sure I can make her diseappear...I'll just need $10,000 and a fast car!" Then I turn to her and tell her we'll just split the money and head to Mexico.
It stays positive and usually gets a chuckle. I generally feel that if someone is making a joke I want it to stay funny and positive and not turn it on them - even if it's a somewhat un-funny joke like this one. |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Lyndel. I like that one.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Cashetta Regular user Rehoboth Beach, DE 128 Posts |
I frequently say
"Keep acting like this and you'll do it yourself!" |
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rhinomax Regular user 188 Posts |
Cashetta you could folow that up with then you could have a girl like me lol
NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE FEW TO CHANGE THE WORLD "THATS USUALY HOW IT WORKS" MARGRET MEAD
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Spinnato Elite user 428 Posts |
I always say: "I'm not THAT good" !
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Boy are you original, that the first time I heard that one (pause) TODAY.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
"I'm a magician; not a hit man."
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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kOnO Special user 548 Posts |
"no"
kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Patchouli New user France 65 Posts |
"Sure I can make your wife dessappear from your sight. Please enter this cabinet and just wait..."
Lyndel, I like very much your answer. I will prepare some cards and use it, next time. Cordialement, Patrick |
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Jailhouse Jonny New user 81 Posts |
Well I know a good attorney.......
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
The Attorney Might wind up costing you a Arm and a Leg. gets a Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to Bump off oops pay the Attorney with.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Not only an attorney, but an amputation these days could cost you an arm and a leg.
buda boom Al Angello
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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