The Magic Caf
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Funniest knock-knock joke I have ever heard (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

nums
View Profile
Veteran user
I have a life, or I would have more than
366 Posts

Profile of nums
At work Tuesday night and a 4 year old said to me

Knock-knock

Who's there

I am a pile-up

The typical response from me followed by ROTFL. Either it was the funniest or I was tired....You tell me..

Jeff
Patrick Differ
View Profile
Inner circle
1540 Posts

Profile of Patrick Differ
Dat's funny! Ain't English fun?
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
ellisd
View Profile
Veteran user
Sacramento
328 Posts

Profile of ellisd
That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.erictheballoondude.com

Balloon Twisting for all of Sacramento!
Michael Baker
View Profile
Eternal Order
Near a river in the Midwest
11174 Posts

Profile of Michael Baker
Yup! That's a good one!

I got taken by a naughty version of the "Gotcha" joke, when as a younger was told to hold my tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."
~michael baker
The Magic Company
Partizan
View Profile
Inner circle
London UK
1682 Posts

Profile of Partizan
Here is a good one I heard last week. Used for introductions.

Why are polar bears so heavy?
To break the ice of course.
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
- Mark Twain
Close.Up.Dave
View Profile
Inner circle
Behind you!
2918 Posts

Profile of Close.Up.Dave
I also like the one:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I eat mop
Dennis Michael
View Profile
Inner circle
Southern, NJ
6018 Posts

Profile of Dennis Michael
Knock Knock jokes are so old and everyone has haeard at least one. When the situation arises and people are telling jokes, I'll Chime in with...

You rememeber those knock knoeck jokes, (Genreally several will say yea.) Here' one for you, Start if off...

They say Knock Knock,

I say Who's there..

And then they realize, I caught them off guard and that's not have a knock Knock joke works. It's that hidden kind of humor. Ocassional someone will have a Knock Knock Joke response and that's funny too.
Dennis Michael
okito25
View Profile
Regular user
Victoria BC Canada
145 Posts

Profile of okito25
Priceless Den . I love it and gets em every time .. along with the Classic .. spell Spot ... Spell toast ,,, Spell Silk , after a barrage of that stuff I am good to go ,, not all at once but Startegically placed through out the show ... However . after a show just the other night ... a Kid came up to me probably 4 or 5 .. Hits me with the spell spot one ,,, when I pausingly said ,, Ummm S_T_O_P
He Looked at me .. with out missing a beat .. and said NO water! Cows Drink water, and burst into Hysterical laughter , His mom and dad quickly explained to me he is keen on jokes and a Bit of a surealist ( not to be caught out with out any Punchline ), anyway .. we had fun with it
keet
Daegs
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
4290 Posts

Profile of Daegs
Here's an odd joke:

1: Ask me if I'm a tree.

2: Uh, ok, Are you a tree?

3: No.


I don't know why but if you deliver the No deadpan, it is one of the funniest things....


Another one that my friend and I made up a long time ago before internet, but seems to have found its way around(literally around the world). I'd be intrested to see if the joke was around before, but to my knowledge we came up with it years and years ago, and since we told just about everyone it, even back to usenet and such, I know we have the first record of the joke on the internet, and I think created the joke itself.


So there were these two apples sitting in an oven, and the first apple says "Man, you know its getting pretty hot in here" and the second apple says (scream this part)"HOLY CRAP A TALKING APPLE". (insert s*@& in crap's place for a funnier punchline).

Again, it is all in the delivery.
Rupert Bair
View Profile
Inner circle
?
2125 Posts

Profile of Rupert Bair
Knock knock

Who's there?

Interuppting Cow,

Interuppt...

MOOOO!

Matt
Dr_Stephen_Midnight
View Profile
Inner circle
SW Ohio, USA
1555 Posts

Profile of Dr_Stephen_Midnight
Q: Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?

A: Sure.

Q: Okay, you start.

A: Okay. Knock-knock!

Q: Who's there?

A: Smile
Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No."
Dr. Lao: "Wise answer."
nums
View Profile
Veteran user
I have a life, or I would have more than
366 Posts

Profile of nums
KNOCK- KNOCK

WHOS THERE

COWS GO

COWS GO WHO

NO.... COWS GO MOO OWLS GO WHO


Jeff
Daniel Santos
View Profile
Special user
562 Posts

Profile of Daniel Santos
LOL, Daegs Smile. I love those stupid ones Smile.
The only stupid one I wasn't too crazy about was one my friend said:
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"_______"
"Well come in ________."
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Tate
View Profile
Loyal user
NC
211 Posts

Profile of Tate
Here's one I got from a 6 year old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kleenex.
Kleenex who?
Clean necks are better than dirty necks!

Tate
Daniel Santos
View Profile
Special user
562 Posts

Profile of Daniel Santos
Lol Smile Sounds like something the parents would say to make him take a bath Smile. Kidding. A very imaginative boy Smile

Daniel Santos
If it is to be, it is up to me.
MR2Guy
View Profile
Regular user
Nashville
179 Posts

Profile of MR2Guy
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Control Freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Jason
Question every rule.
There are no absolutes.
Patrick Differ
View Profile
Inner circle
1540 Posts

Profile of Patrick Differ
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock Knock
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
Scott Cram
View Profile
Inner circle
2677 Posts

Profile of Scott Cram
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Not-a much. Watson-who with-a you?
Jordini
View Profile
Inner circle
2766 Posts

Profile of Jordini
This one is only funny if you try it!!

Point your index finger in the air, now wave it around in a little circle.

Knock Knock

::Who's There?::

Woo
CamelotFX
View Profile
Special user
Minnesota
596 Posts

Profile of CamelotFX
I always stay loaded for the "You start" gag. That way, when we get to "Who's there?" I can just keep rolling.

"Arthur."
"Arthur who?"
"Arthurmometer read 20 below this morning!"
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Funniest knock-knock joke I have ever heard (0 Likes)
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2022 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.02 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL