At work Tuesday night and a 4 year old said to me

Knock-knock

Who's there

I am a pile-up

The typical response from me followed by ROTFL. Either it was the funniest or I was tired....You tell me..

Jeff

Dat's funny! Ain't English fun?

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup! That's a good one!

I got taken by a naughty version of the "Gotcha" joke, when as a younger was told to hold my tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."

Here is a good one I heard last week. Used for introductions.

Why are polar bears so heavy?
To break the ice of course.

I also like the one:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

Knock Knock jokes are so old and everyone has haeard at least one. When the situation arises and people are telling jokes, I'll Chime in with...

You rememeber those knock knoeck jokes, (Genreally several will say yea.) Here' one for you, Start if off...

They say Knock Knock,

I say Who's there..

And then they realize, I caught them off guard and that's not have a knock Knock joke works. It's that hidden kind of humor. Ocassional someone will have a Knock Knock Joke response and that's funny too.

Priceless Den . I love it and gets em every time .. along with the Classic .. spell Spot ... Spell toast ,,, Spell Silk , after a barrage of that stuff I am good to go ,, not all at once but Startegically placed through out the show ... However . after a show just the other night ... a Kid came up to me probably 4 or 5 .. Hits me with the spell spot one ,,, when I pausingly said ,, Ummm S_T_O_P
He Looked at me .. with out missing a beat .. and said NO water! Cows Drink water, and burst into Hysterical laughter , His mom and dad quickly explained to me he is keen on jokes and a Bit of a surealist ( not to be caught out with out any Punchline ), anyway .. we had fun with it
keet

Here's an odd joke:

1: Ask me if I'm a tree.

2: Uh, ok, Are you a tree?

3: No.


I don't know why but if you deliver the No deadpan, it is one of the funniest things....


Another one that my friend and I made up a long time ago before internet, but seems to have found its way around(literally around the world). I'd be intrested to see if the joke was around before, but to my knowledge we came up with it years and years ago, and since we told just about everyone it, even back to usenet and such, I know we have the first record of the joke on the internet, and I think created the joke itself.


So there were these two apples sitting in an oven, and the first apple says "Man, you know its getting pretty hot in here" and the second apple says (scream this part)"HOLY CRAP A TALKING APPLE". (insert s*@& in crap's place for a funnier punchline).

Again, it is all in the delivery.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interuppting Cow,

Interuppt...

MOOOO!

Matt

Q: Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?

A: Sure.

Q: Okay, you start.

A: Okay. Knock-knock!

Q: Who's there?

A:

KNOCK- KNOCK

WHOS THERE

COWS GO

COWS GO WHO

NO.... COWS GO MOO OWLS GO WHO


Jeff

LOL, Daegs . I love those stupid ones .
The only stupid one I wasn't too crazy about was one my friend said:
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"_______"
"Well come in ________."

Here's one I got from a 6 year old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kleenex.
Kleenex who?
Clean necks are better than dirty necks!

Tate

Lol Sounds like something the parents would say to make him take a bath . Kidding. A very imaginative boy

Daniel Santos

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Control Freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Jason

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock Knock

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Not-a much. Watson-who with-a you?

This one is only funny if you try it!!

Point your index finger in the air, now wave it around in a little circle.

Knock Knock

::Who's There?::

Woo

I always stay loaded for the "You start" gag. That way, when we get to "Who's there?" I can just keep rolling.

"Arthur."
"Arthur who?"
"Arthurmometer read 20 below this morning!"